Monstrous

I want mashed patatos with melted butter and hot gravy.

Fruit of eternal life.................Or knowledge. or Sushi.(Tamago)

A rabbit!  A big one!  With ground pepper.... ooooh.... and maybe some oregano....

 Beef 'n' noodles with mashed taters.... and cheesecake for dessert....... omg

...cherries!........possibly covered in chocolate....*yum*

xXx

Venison. or Ribeye steak, rare.

My mom's homemade Chili... actully that sounds good I am going to make me another bowl...

breakfast.

i want roast beef.....or maybe raziel will do.... :-D

Vince......... if you type anything even remotely gay that implies any relationship about me or my person again, i will kick you out of the country myself! :x

* KAPLOG!*

 Uhm, Raziel... I'm pretty sure he meant like a steak... not like a butt buddy. Speaking of steak.... I want a sirloin, med rare..... oooohhhh yeaaahhhh.......

the more you shy away from men the more likely you are to have underlying homoerotic tendancies.......

....not that i am implying anything at all raziel.. :roll:....

...i'm sure a ladies man...not a mans man....

i don't know if that even made sense

I digress. he probably didn't know he sounded gay in the first place...


I'm not afraid of gay people. i'm afraid that they will chose to taget me with thier affection.(aka. i got hit on while ordering a burger in a fast food  joint by a homosexual with REALLY bad teeth....... he was very.... forward.)

you guys see. the gay people in my country are celebrated and made into a spectacle. this encourages them to do really really nasty stuff. Thier are many who have pretentions of being special and cool, when in actuality they are as fools being played bt the society as comic relief.
They act out exsessively and quite comically, nearly all the ones that do the above have got that special "twang in thier voice. and a loudness to back it up.(it kinda hurts me inside to see a guy screetching worse than a scratched chalkboard.)

But these types are already sort of outcasts in the society, thier only home is with high society sociopaths who thrive on gossip and slander!

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Ok i went a little over board there.  truth is most lead pretty much conventional lives, have friends and are great sources when you wanna find out what you missed. They usually have grat fashion advice. *<:)

I have alot of friends in this category cause they are quite sociable and kind. they are way more intelligent than most of society and though socialize with thier mostly female groups, are by no means outcasts in anyway.plus they are quite sensitive. (they know how to really listen.)

i'm just the way some portray themselves. (just last week, during PE class. there was this really really androgynous guy in bicycle shorts waay to small for his size(think hotpants)....... not the best thing to see @ 7in the morning(eww....) on the volley ball team. doing stretches.

Normally it wouldn't be so bad, but this time he was facing me!!!!! that forced me to face the other way and listen to my teacher!!!!!!(the humanity!!!!!!!!!!)


that and lots of em, dye the're hair and crossdress. not really a problem except that some have no taste at all.

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And about my "Preferences"

The thing is ....... the only ones i may want to have thier teeth in me are really hot redheads(and all hot girls actually. but redheads just look better while biting)

and not
mangy, mangy man/dogs.(or any other male for that matter.)

Ummm, Raz...personally dude, I don't think you're gay. However, I do think you might want to be evaluated by a qualified psychiatrist for Dissociative Identity Disorder. It seemed as though two people wrote that last post of yours!

one was a rant, the other was more logical and calm.

I want a flaming cheese log right now.

......cheese can be flaming... :-o.....

wel i never....

oooooh craving for raspberry vodka truffles!!

...and sorry raziel ...to both of the personalities that wrote the comment  :-)

I Do NOT HAVE DID!!!!!!!!!!

and today i'm in the mood for preserved fruit...... like those marachino cherries they use in cocktailss... :wink:

Grilled Cheese sandwich= awesome.

 I don't know what the hell a flaming cheese log is, but as a pyro and a cheesehead... I'll take one!! ........ Unless I have to take it in the butt. Then I think I'll pass. :wink:

Daisy the cow, seared over an open hardwood flame, with a light mesquite smoke flavor.

Today I really don't care what I eat as long as it is in my tummy... I can't take a shower cause the water is freezing and will not warm up (all the showers that includes 6 plus a bath/shower) so I can't go to the student center to the lunch room to get food...  :x I hate cold showers it makes me a very angry person...

you can't have a shower cuase its cold?........

babywipes!...shower in a box :-D.....until you get a proper one of course :roll:

a medium rare steak is always on my mind at some point...

i like a nice cold shower once in a while........


So how are the tummies these days? today i'd love a great big steak.............*drools*

this week is EXAM WEEK  i am running on min. sleep snacks like popcorn and red sweedish fish and poweraid or tea... writting four reports for one class (one is Hitler's ideology, one on a movie called "Escape from Sobibor" and a couple critiqued papers i have to turn in) studing for a huge geology exam. writting a huge paper on the executive branch and power distribution. then i don't get a winter break as soon as i get back i get to work for a whole month till i come back...  :cry: and someone tried to call this morning and i fell off the bunk bed twisting my ancle. very sad

ALL I WANT IS REAL FOOD!!! no snacky crap     :cry:

Well, I do hope your ankle feels better.

 Cow. I just want cow. I'll chew on it's butt if I have to, but gimmie a cow. With cheezy potatoes. OMG.  :-P

Ummm, I wouldn't chew on a cow's butt with the skin and all still present. I know what's been there, and I ain't talking 'bout little grey men either.

......ostrich burger.....

..they exist honest!....and they taste goooood

Sound good to me.... mind if we share?

oh cool...can i have some?.... :-D

Mmmmm... Steak, just pass it through a warm room and serve it. ;P Maybe black cherries and a pomegranate, too.

 Steak seems to be the popular consensus... not that I blame anyone. Cow is yummmmm. But I'd like some dessert now. Uhm... like New York Cheesecake with fresh strawberries and whip cream on the side. Or, Apple Crisp a la mode. Yeah.  :-P

i want some lamb meat and some t-bone steak medium rare with some cheesecake for dessert and lots of cornbread and some really good cranberry or something else similar juice.

right now...... i want noodles.  lots of noodles.

 Oodles of noodles. ........... Say that 20 times fast. Damn. I made it to 3.

my dad made corned venison (like corned beef but better).... unfortunatly I no longer live at home... damn college, what was I thinking?!

I VANT A BURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

na na na na na na na na.........BUTTERED TOAST!...*sung to batman theme tune*

 I've sat here for 10 mins trying to figure out the theme to batman...... I got nothing.  :doh:


 And I want the Ice Cream Strawberry Cheesecake that my bf ruined before I got to try it!!  :gun:

Brining up the topic of love..... i'd like a strawberry short cake.......



after i find a laxative... i need the wittwe boys room

 I want dip!! Nacho Cheese Dip.  Cream Cheese Chili Dip.  And Dil Veggie Dip. Gimmie chips, chese, and crackers. "CAUSE I WANT DIP FOR GAME DAY!! 


(Insert Shamless Plug)

I'd like some fudge; but not to eat. (Kadesh, you know exactly what I mean here.)

OMg!!!!! Moloch and KAdesh? togterther?

What are you babbling about Raz?

Many many things.............

 I do know what you mean. And it disturbs me greatly.

 So much for game day and my shamless plug.

 I want some....................... I dunno.  Any suggestions?


 Ooohh... OOhhhh.... I want peanut butter fudge.  :evil:

If that's a reference to two girls one cup...

OMG! are you implying that you are female or at least above 60% femenine?

You agree with me right kad?
There is no way that moloch could be a....... girly anything. *<:)

Raz, I sincerely doubt that you could possibly be laughing if you knew what "two girls one cup" is. Then again, this is you we're talking about. :banplea:

this is gonna sound stupid but...... does that have any similarity with siamese twins? :?

No Raziel, it doesn't. But I could send you the link if you want!  :evil:

SAY NO!!!!!!!!! JUST SAY NO RAZ!!!!!!! ....... and Moloch isn't girlie, he's just a big ole teddy bear. Aren't ya, Mo?

Oh please say yes Raz. You wouldn't take the word of Kadesh over me would you? Remember, I'm not evil nor sadistic. I'm just a big ol' teddy bear.  :evil:

The last link the shadow bear here showed me made me celebate for a good 4 weeks...... no not even my hand.....

It was............................  :doh:

i'm, not gonna even try it.

  Wise move on your part.


............ I feel the need for an omlette. Who's gonna make it for me??

 OK. I'll make my own food. No one will make me anything, no one's gonna take me out for it.... so i'll do it my damn self!!



  Mac'n'Cheese. A la me.

tomorrow is mardi gras (fat tuesday) and you all know what that means right??? PACZKI!!!!!!!! for everyone... that would be sweet though to be able to give everyone a paczki on here but that is impossible (for now).

 I dunno if I want a Paczki. Uhm.... what's a Paczki??? ... If it's cow testicles I know I don't want it. Also, why is it Fat Tuesday? I think I slept through something...............


  I still want an omlette. Ham and cheese please.

for lent, i am giving up wearing clothes

so on fat tuesday, i wore 7 layers
SPLURGE!!!

 Anything but Mac'N'Cheese. OMG. Except veggies. Veggies are of the devil. And he's a horrible cook. Don't go if he invites you to dinner. It's a huge waste of time. He feeds you no-one-knows-what as the main course, veggies all over the damned table, and for dessert...... squash. A whole squash. No knife, no fork, no spoon. Not even a plate. Deplorable table manners too.

 Oh, uhm. Sorry. I think I'll have cheese puffs. And a Cherry Coke, of course.

......i had a massive craving for peaches.......so i ate like 10.........now all i want is glass of water

.....total peach overdose

it's so not a good idea :-P

Dudes.... Champorado..... 2 huge bowls....... ssugar rrushh...!!!!! *<:)

 Oatmeal........ with a butt load of white and brown sugar. Not quite cooked long enough to get done, so it's still a little soupy. ............... OH yeah, and no water!! MILK only!!!! :gun:

ugh...
i am sooo hungry right now!!!!
i want meat...oh loots and loots of hot juicy meat!...
with some barbeque sauce...or ketchup.
whichever and maybe some chocolate :-D

(ok i soo did not mean that in a perverted way...lol)

 I'd like a big thick juicy slab of cow. ............ Med Rare. ......... Pardon me while I drift off and fantasize about that.......

I'll probably sound like a pathetic looser for this, but....... I want Chef Boyardee....

 Which one? or will any do? .......... 'cause I haven't ate yet today and that's sounding damn good about now......

the problem is, there's so many different kinds to choose... I'd go for the dinosaur-shapes one :-D

 With meatballs. Must............ have............ meatballs.  Ohh... now I need some!!

big hunk of cow.  Blood dripping.  big bones sticking out (possibly the spine).  now THAT'S eating! >..O

Juicy Lucy! I just ate one at The Nook in St Paul- it was beyond belief!!
Also, I now have burns on my hands from the cheese, but it was so freakin' worth it! XD

 You must describe this wonder......

It's a Minnesota specialty, I'm not sure whether they have them in other states. It's basically a quarter pound hamburger, stuffed with melted cheese (which makes it like a 2/4 pounder) with fried onions on top.
It's really greasy, and probably shortened my lifespan by a couple years, but damn, it was so worth it!
A bar called The Nook in St Paul reportedly makes the best, it even got featured on the Food Network.

 That's like stuffing a cow with Wisconsin. I'm so in.

Nice one Kadesh. It still doesn't compare to what I said to my sister this afternoon, my pregnant sis, not my baby sis.

She mentioned that someone told her to eat bull testicles for iron. She immediately realized her mistake and took measures to alleviate my first comment about eating bull balls. She wasn't prepared, however, for when I began saying that that would be okay "until you got to one with a creamy center, then it would be like a meaty hostess twinkie."

She made a dash for the bathroom to puke then. Damn I'm a good sadist huh!

 More like a meaty version of those awesomely delicious hostess cupcakes. Twinkie would be more like the bull penis. But still nice. I've never tried to make a pregnant woman puke. I imagine it's an amusing past time.......

o.0.... wow, Moloch. just...wow. If I could make a green smiley, it would be right here -->
Actually I've heard that Rocky Mountain Oysters are pretty tasty. Not that I'd want to try them my self...

A jello pudding pop

........ a big mac....... i'm starving :-(

 Chicken club sammich.... the one with bacon. But take those veggies off. I'd rather eat toes.

a triple whopper burger with just meat and cheese...

and a strawberrie shake...


ugh, yum-o.

Thats at wendy's right?........ f- you and  your entire family!!!!!

I'm gonna fantasize now........*droollzzz*

I want my burger......*crys and drools*

I'd kill for a bowl of kellog's rice crispies with beer. It just tastes so yummy. *drool*

My friend once had fried bulls b***s and said they tasted like chicken...  :lol:

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Hide your testiclesx!!

Steak & eggs :D

Cuban coffee and a tray of deli meats.... and a lot of fruits :-D

Prime Rib........ *drools over it*

I shall join you in your Ritualistic drooling for the prim of ribs!


*droolz*

I want my dad's smoked salmon with steak with a little blood left inside. Like I've said before <^>

Hmm some shrooms with blood sauce.....man I've had mad blood cravings lately  :-fly)  Tripping while flipping....could be fun  :wink:

 <^>

 Tom & Jerry's ........ omg.

And biiig, fat, oily with all on top, and extra cheese, and extra bacon, heck, quatro formaggi jumbo pizza.... ahhh, Im drooling....

Pizzzaaaaaa

stomach pump...........

Laxativeeee.......

back to Tom & Jerry's.... I'm crave'n some New York Cheesecake

A huge bloody stake would be nice thank you  :roll:

Hmm...I like your tastes, wait that sounded dirty eh?  :wink:

 <^>

...well, depends HOW you wanna eat that stake....  :roll:

some nice juciy beaver meat. <^>

 With or without hair Raz?  :roll:

I could go so many ways with that  :lol:  :evil:

I bet you can!  :wink: :evil:

that depends on who I'm eating(out of). I'm not  picky :-P

^lol *cough* .....well the jovial naughty banter aside....I'd take a good t-bone well done with a side of my family's special grilled halibut and our fresh grown fruit.

(Way to add the 'of' on there Raz.) :wink:

I know exactly what I wanna taste... only it's not food unless you're a cannibal.... <^>

I'm not, but are you sweet and juicy? what about your fruits? fresh and plump?
................  *<:)

 Sweetier and Jucier than the freshest peach. And the fruits are soft and plump.  :wink:


 Now I want fruit by the foot......

Fruit loops! :-D

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we are, Raz!

I wanna go raid the 'fridge for Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream!!!!!!

Mind if i join you? I promise not to share! :lol:

 :-o :-o :-o :-o

You'll share or you'll be eating something else..... kinda like in that poem I entered in the contest.  :-D

how about i eat something else......? :roll:

 Hmm... I'd offer you Hair Pie... but I don't have that.

mmmm, how bout we skip the hair and get into the warm sweet filling? :-fly)

 My box comes with a warning label...... CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE HOT!!

Well my tastes lean more to the spicy variety... 

 Speaking of spicey......







 I don't like spicey food! Burns my mouth.... I need something creamy to get my tongue to stop burning.......  <^>

dirty dirty... :-fly)

 Oh hell no! You better wash it first!!!

I want to eat kadesh, juicy,spicy, sweet and since it has fruits you know its good for you!


But i could also make do with large taco.

Does anyone have a really good recipe for taco?

 Waffels............ I want a ***damned waffel. NOW. :gun:

What wouldn't I do for penne cooked al dente', and then with bechiamella (white cream), fresh cooked mushrooms in butter and garlic... and with a sprinkle of parmesan cheese. That's what I'm gonna cook tomorrow!

The recepie for the original taco is: A crunchy, corn taco shell filled with seasoned ground beef, crisp, shredded lettuce, and real cheddar cheese.

Pretty sure I'm not allowed to post what I want to eat on here  :evil:

 What are you hungry for, Kain? ......... Persoanlly... my appetite lately isn't for food of any kind.... Buuuut... Milk Chocolate Frosting wouldn't be out of place in either scenerio.  :roll:

I've actually never incorporated food into...certain activities. Have done the blood though. Thats a whole other world in itself  :wink: As for what I'm hungry for....something that I haven't had for a long time  :| Haha I'm sure that really clears things up for everyone, but you know what I mean Kadesh.

 Starts with a "__" and ends with a "__"? lol. In my case... I want ......... rooster.   *<:)

 And Raz, you can't eat all of me or there won't be anything left for anyone else.  :-P

yeah you gotta share you greedy bastard!  *<:)

this chocolate pie i found in the cubbard.

I found a pie in the cupboard once....I really shouldn't have eaten that thing

 Still want rooster... but I guess I'll have to settle for cat at the local chinese place.

XD

some stir fry and rice with extra soy

 PIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA!!!!!!!!!!!! and BreadSticks w/cheese.... uhm..... and did i mention pizza???? 'cause I want pizza.

A proper beef frank, with some mustard,paprika and relish.

 (you're telling us you want weiner???)


 I think I'll take some ice cream...  :roll:

ummmmm ice cream that would go good with..................'cou'hu'gh cou'ma'gh cou'ns'gh'

that probabley fooled you humans ; )
no but sereosly

your spelling is atrocious. Me think you need to eat some alphabet soup.......... or some college greek fratboys

well sorry I am not from here soooo and the coughing had letters in it....

and if any body figures it I am joking

((reads the recent posts and walks away shaking her head))  :doh:

 I'll agree that ice cream would tase good on human skin... but I think we're thinking of a different kind of dessert...  :evil:

Gosh, Kadesh, you always think about...that.

But I entirely agree it will go well on a human, thanks for the idea! I've tried whip cream and chocolate, but ice cream might be good 

 Milk chocolate frosting works very very well Sick_Angel :roll:

ummm....ummm...woooow..ummm...yaaaaa....ummm.....I have never tried it, as I think males mostly do the tasting, but......is it good

 If you get a guy who isn't tasting, you need to send him packing!! And it's a favor that should be returned. Now I'm craving rooster again.  :doh: Well... always.  :roll:

I will remember that the tasting of the cavern is good and so is the tasting of the drunk worm
thank you kadesh

 Very nicely put, whitefox!


 Now, however... I want dessert... Strawberry Pie  :-o

want break fast......... any recommendations?

 mmm strawberry with some of the root beer and maybe the float

french toast with the bottle of syrup and some blue berrys and bannanas

ohhhh yes that would be good

oh oh and 18 soft tacos with 5 gordias with 21 packs of Ramen

Dude, you've got weird taste............ and a big belly. now i know your're a guy

is that to be taken as a compliment or not
because I am not a guy thank you
and thats not very much compared to what I normally eat

 :-o :-o :-o

Prove it. Gimme your number.

 I got noth'n.

I am not givimg you my number be cause you do the perverted mateing talk

 Damn... she sure knows you Raz!!  *<:) *<:)


 Strawberrys ... chocolate.... and someone to eat them off of.  :roll:

Oh look I found these strawberries and chocolates in my pocket from last week...wanna come over Kadesh?  :wink:   *<:)

EW THAT'S GROSS, yo dirty man person.

*steps away from Kain* Do you know how much germs are on that thing?? That is definitely not hygienic...

Oh gosh, I could swear I saw that week old strawberries and chocolate move. :-o

 Are we talking about having strawberries and chocolate or.... something else? Maybe some rooster and chinese food????? OMG.... now I eff'n want some sweet n' sour chicken  *<:)

All I now that talking about food has made me hungry.  :-fly)

So Vince is gay? Please tell me if I misunderstood those posts. n_n

PS: Eatin a ham sandwich with cheese & lettuce. Yuuummm. =9

Leatherface's meat pack :doh:

 Vince isn't gay... Raz and Vince are "just friends" hehehehehe...


 I dunno what I want right now... I just had some curley fries tho.. and those were nummy.

do people count as what we want to eat  :evil:

 Depends on how you define "eat"...........

I'm not allowed to post that  :evil:   :wink:

 Try After Hours in Idle for those types of thoughts....


 I want my goldfish!!!!!!!!  :cry:

Awwwe man, gay guys are sexy though. & you want to eat your goldfish? <=/

 Goldfish crackers m'dear... just crackers  *<:)

Lol I didn't imagine eating a pet goldfish though, that would be like Catwoman.

I don't share the same fetish. Sometimes the gay guys are so hot it's a shame. :|

maybe its because gays know how to keep them selves good look where other men dont realy have a clue
with some exception
so maybe thats it

You've a point there, but I know some meterosexual dudes and they're straight. Not only gay men take importance of their appearance.(Thank goodness)

:-)

Meterosexual men rock!  :-D (Grunge dudes are ok but as friends. All because they're not date-able in my area. :cry:)

 :roll: oh for a muscle bound hunk of man to................ eat.  :-fly)

 :-D :-D :-D :-D

Vinn Deisel. Rawr.  :@0 >XD

Steroids= the incredible shrinking penis.

ROFLMAO!!! Good one. I want lasanga. >XD

Raz, does that mean you want steroids?

 I said nothing about steriods. I want natural muscle.. the kind you get from actual work. And Vin ................ ew. Just ew.

Actually, those don't shrink your penis. They shrink your balls. >_>

How do you know? :?

I saw it on Law & Order: SVU. Then googled it. :-D

Leatherface's meat pack  :-* :-P :-o

I'm almost never hungry, just a cup of coffee will do to survive the day.  :-fly)

Geeeze, SA. That just aint healthy. :-(

Don't worry, to explain myself it's always "small stomach, small appetite", lol. I eat little, but many times a day to keep fit. I don't starve myself and I still keep myself in shape eating that way. 8-)

Lolz, that method has been proven to be healthier than eatin three meals a day. Cuz those meals slow down your metabolism, makin you gain weight. :-D

Exactly! 8-)

Yeah, I want spaghetti really bad right now. <=(

Me want spaghetti with meatballs, lol. (Dirty-minded people will laugh at this one. :roll:)

...No, better yet, I want a red juicy apple now. I like apples, they're tasty and nutritious.

Ohhh, man!!! I love those golden yellow ones. Sooo juicy & naturally sweet without all the badness of sugar. O,O

 meatballs.... juicy.... delicious.... bad.... man.....

 Yeah.. I'll take some of that.  :roll: *<:)

ROFLMAO!!! "Excuse me mam, do you want some salad?" "No, I want two big italian meatballs with a nice, huge, juicy Polish sausage." :-D

Perrrrfect.  :evil:

 LMFAO!!!  *<:) nice one Petling.

 Peanut butter pie..... and eat it off a nice set of abs.... yuuuuum *droolz*

Imma kinky right now, so one word: Tybalt. :-D

Kinky aren't you, kiddo? What about him?

I don't know, just thought if I could pick any one to "eat" from here it would be him. :@0 :-D

Oh right, cannibalism!  *<:)

NNNot exactly. >_> :spy: *<:)

People have such fantasies... :roll:

But anyways good luck - you'll seriously need it, girl.  8-)

 ...... and I thought nothing could ruin my appetite.....



 Oh... wait.... thinking of..... heh.... got it back. I don't need a fork or anything.. just dump it on those sexy abs and lick them clean. And boy do I know how to clean my plate.  :roll:

Lolz, go girl!!! :-D

Good one, ha ha!  *<:)


Id really like some chicken now.... you know, human kind... and yes, it would be pure cannibalism, and dont worry I wont eat brain, it is of no use anyway.....  :evil:

Eatin brains gives you mad cow disease. O,O

Not if you eat chickens, chicken  :-P


I think there was something about it on discovery, strange how you missed it.... :roll:

 Actually.... I'm thinking fried chicken hearts sound pretty good......

Somethings wrong with me, I'm never hungry.  :?

I forgot to have dinner last night and tonight, and I skipped a lot of meals before that due to lack of appetite.

Did I actually forget to eat? What's going on?  :-o :?

 It happens SA... not usually to me, dammit. But it does happen. lol.

happens, but it is less seen than chupacabra! I feel hunger almost always, and if you see me not hungry, you know that something is seriously wrong....

Hmmm, their is a difference to eating, & eating healthy. It has been proven that anorexics & bulimics sometimes eat a lot of none nutritious food to trick people into thinking they are healthy, while they are still starving themselves, despite full stomachs. Could you just be doin the opposite? :?

What? Fooling people that I eat no calories while I stuff my self with McCountries? No, I do that shameless  :-D


there you go... youve got me all hungry now.... dammit!!!

Not a case of anorexia here or anything similar, I have a tiny little flaws but I love my body - trick is you have to see only your good features and improve the flaws if it's possible. Anyways it's easy to eat healthy, I love snacking on fruits, it's more natural.    8-)

I guess this lack of appetite will pass, might be caused be stress or something. :roll:

Well, go over & enjoy the nice message in the tub. :-D

 Very likely... there was a point that I stopped eating pretty much alltogether and started walking. I walked probably 20 miles a day...

 And this too shall pass...

For me food is just a necessary inconvenience. I get very little energy from it, but I still need it to survive, I suppose, though the longest I went without it was a week when I lived under my bridge (yeah I know its supposed to be troll under the bridge, but this time it was a vamp under the bridge  *<:) )  But give me a scalding hot shower, powerful storm, crowd of people, or the all time favorite, and by far most effective, a couple of gulps of blood  <^>

I want a tuna fish sandwhich, with lettuce, tomatos, relish, & black olives. O,O

 Oh gag..... gaaaag. Black olives. ugh. I want chicken salad with co-jak cheese on a croissant.

I really want a pizza with extra cheese, pineapple, & Canadian bacon. :-D

Cannibals eat people but they don't eat clowns - it's coz they taste funny  %*)
Ever heard about this cannibal who put an ad on the newspaper to ask people to go to his home to eat them? And then this guy really went to his house and the cannibal ate him. It's a true story.
I found it!:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3286721.stm

Huh, tricky. He did volunteer. :-(

 Uhm..... I like human flesh in my mouth....... I just have no desire to chew it up and swallow it.  :roll:

 I want pizza now too... thanks Petling.... dammit.

i'dlike to have breakfast right now....hell......so...hungry....

OOOooohhh, scrambled eggs with sausage & pancakes!!! :-D

actually. i like my eggs over easy but i guess that would do

Y'all know what I really want? Tomato soup with grilled cheese sandwiches. :-fly)

SA wants food. SA hungry.  :-fly)

*Holds up roasted cuckoo as a joke* *<:)

 *<:) *<:) *<:) Dammit! Because of you I can't stop laughing anymore, lmao!  *<:) *<:) *<:)

Anyone else hungry? :-D

*raises paw*...i'm hungry

NO VINCE! Don't eat the roasted cuckoo!  *<:)

why would i eat a burned bird? i'd either you or petling   *<:)  *snarls and growls at the two as i make up my mind as to who i'm going to eat*

I still want pizza  :gun:

Yeah, me too. :-fly)

I want something sweet and cold like me, ice cream. ^^  *<:)

OOOooohhh, chocolate chip mint ice cream!!! My favorite in the whole world!!! :-D

 oooooh... Chocolate Chip Cookie dough from tom & jerry... nummy..... drooooolz

choco mint ice cream? GAG!

Ahhhahhhahhh... *Goes into diabetic coma*

 Only thing better than that... is feeding it to someone... off whatever you want to use as a spoon.  :roll:

Hmmm, chocolate with creamy peanut butter. Off of his chest... Yummy. :banplea:

Licking that cold smooth ice cream off his chest and 6-pack abs....yummy.... all this talking sure is making me hungry again.  :evil:

 Make him lean back a little... then drop a spoonfull on his chest and let it run down to... er.. south.  :-D Then you have a whole path to clean up... and a new spoon to use next time.  :wink:

Darnit!!! Y'all are making me kinky. *<:)

 Hey.. I'm just guessing here... I really have no idea if any of this works...  :roll:

The mental images are enough. :-D

 *whistles and bats eyes innocently*

 here's another one... better yet... make HER lean back... then follow the other steps.... much ... smoother....

Oh gaaawwwd!!! *<:)

or instead of just drizzling it on her, dip your finger in it and trace lines and curves on her body Oh yes, those yummy curves  :-D maybe some faint blowing on her skin to tentalize the senses of course, lick everything up afterwards   :wink:

Stop it already!!! Y'all are killing me. *<:)