Monstrous

(okay so i'll start this)

*Brings out a case of beer to start with and stake's on the table*... come and get it guys!!  :-D

haha, seeing how things have been oh so serious all the time this brought a smile to my face  ^^ Aah Vince you sure are something else =)

Now gimme some of that meat or else. And i don't care what you guys think... But cow??meat and pork is yummy! :P

And i hope thats dark ale Vince, because dark ale and pork is what really drives me nuts o_O
Red wine does the trick with the bull/cow meat though. Mmm ^-^

Anyways. *chews and swallows* ;D
Now wheres the RL party? =( :P

well, we're waiting for the others to come....

and yah, it is dark ale...unless you want beer...or ginger ale...

anyways...

how's the steak?

*gets a piece and bites a part off it*

*takes a look around and gets excitedly hyper*

       ale AND meat?!
i think this is just what the doctor ordered!

*grabs a steak and takes a bite*

i really prefer steak over anything, except veal, thats kinda yummy.
soooo delicious!  :-D

*brings out some vodka and some shot glasses*

ok so i think we should have a contest to see who can handle the most.
kudos to the host who made this partay happen.
lets get farked up.

*takes a shot and feels the nice little burn go down the throat*

whos game?  somehow i feel im gonna be wasted by the time the others come...lol
:lol:

haha wow, well i cant handle much to be honest. But i can eat alot.

*munches down 3x300g steaks.* aarrh haha! :D

oh yah? let's see you take on this..*brings out a big bottle of absinthe*...don't let it get your toungue.... :-D

*Take a shot of absinthe and feels dizzy for half a second*
wow....maybe i shouldnt of made such a challenge...

ok whos next?!

try this...*takes out a big tumbler and pours in absinthe and vodka at the same time then gives it a twist of lemom*..well bottom's up....*finishes the entire tumbler and feels dizzy*...wow....that was...*becomes disoriented and loses balance and falls on wolf girl*

whoa! take it easy!
*barely holds vince up and they both fall on the floor*

"geez  lets not  make this look like a compromising situation.lol
we still have some more drinking to do!"

*laughs and gently slaps vinces face*
"cmon, dont pass out on me now!"

*suddenly laughs and gets up*...oh you...i was only playing....  :-D

"uh huh sure you were"

*laughs and takes another shot of absinthe*

WHat is is with weres and alcohol? *grabs a bottle of absinth and lights it on fire, and pours the contents on the "wrestling k-9ns*

Woo flaming k-9s ..

Do i actually count as a were, only being a therian? oh well i like you guys anyways.

*munches more on the meat*

I guess its fine, rite?

Oh yeah.. you're wasted.. *pokes* hello? xD

well i love alcohol bc i dont have a thing to worry about.

*takes a big drink of the bottle of vodka*
*a half grin starts on wolfgirls face*

"you only live once right?....well kinda anyways....lets burn it down and live it up! "

wwweeeeeeeiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........*takes a big tumbler, pour on it absinthe and lights on fire*..cheers everyone...*gulps down the whole thing*

There's nothing in the world quite like the smell of burnt hotdogs... (Sorry, but someone had to say it.)

oh shut up death!!!! *throws you an empty bottle of absinthe*

so is absinthe banned in the us?

cus that would really suck....
ever have a jager bomb?
quite the little rush if i do say so myself....

*pours jager in a shot glass and drops it in a tumbler full of red bull*

"well heres one way to make all my clothes fall off....
oops! i just gave away my secret! darn.....oh well"

*take it all in a big gulp*

"mmm delicious!"  :lol:

*sits patiently and watches you*...so how long is that going to take?

* laughs and smiles*
wouldnt you like to know...

*takes a double shot of whiskey*

shouldnt be too long now...
 :wink:

Absinth was Un-banned earlier last year.

And i once saw a flaming green fairy...... i used it like a candle when the lights went out. :-P

yah raz...last offer, do you wanna be a were or not?

My genetic say that i'd rather be a tiny little green alien that speaks in prose than to be one of your pack mates vince.



plus. you are no were wolf , your a full time pussy.............. cat. :-P

raz, shut up....don't make me eat you

lol
raz i would say "it takes one to know one"...BUT

...vince is not a pussy...cat. so just get drunk and pass out already.... :lol:


*take another shot of whiskey and pulls off jacket*
here goes the clothes.....

He just said he wanted to eat me!!!!!! And not you!!! I'm a guy!!!!!!  :doh:


If that hasn't proven that vince is short on bread sticks and balls, then i don't know what will!  8-)

*ignores raz, grabs another shot of whisky and takes off shirt*...now were talking...

*laughs *

raz....were werewolfs....
we like to eat everything...

now stop it before you make me lose my urge to drink

and strike up my urge to eat  instead.

yah raz...unless you wanna be one of us...that can be arranged...

I'm warning you dog boy. i know how to kill you.

To All: "Get a room you three, and work off all of that pent up aggression in a more productive way."

you know i can't die raz. anything you do is no good....

hey...now now.

we can all play nice with our alcohol and party favors.

the way i work off agression isnt healthy so i dont think ill be going that route.

so lets just play nice with our alcohol and party favors.

raz....just shut up.

yah..i second that...*drinks another slug of whisky and absinthe and takes off shirt and pants*...damn, it's hot....

........ Yes its finally my chance to annoy werewolf kind!!!!!!!!!!

i SHALL NOT BE SILENCED! W000000T!!!!

raz, you do realize that we can kill and eat you....

lol if you think about it it can be the perfect murder!

we kill you , then eat you ...no evidence and were not hungry...
Its a WIN-WIN situation!

anyways...*takes off top and skirt*

i wish we had a pool to swim in...

yah..i wish...even a water hole will do...

Do you really wish to try and consume a figgin angel? A friggin Jewish angel? A friggin warlike-semetic kabbalah keeper of knowledge angel?

Go ahead. make my day. Like you could...*snorts*

BAHAHA....*falls on the floor laughing HYSTERICALLY*

"youre an ANGEL?!"

* an expression of bewilderment and confusion starts to cover my face*
"ok...
maybe if you werent so annoying we wouldnt want to eat you...
its not like you dont know what youre doing..."

*a pool appears out of thin air*

"well im tired of being annoyed raz....im going for a dip" 
*dives into the pool*

Hey! there are many many kinds of angels!

And i kinda got a......... honorable discharge.

* and then the pool appears*

I'm wanna take a bath.....

* suddenly  the pool heats up into a steam bath*

0_o?........ i'm not complaing.

* jumps in the OTHER SIDE of the pool*

yah....this is what i'm talking about...*goes into the pool and relaxes*

"aww whats the matter raz?

you dont wanna sit by me?

i promise i dont bite too hard...just dont piss me off.

kudos to the hottub idea tho"

*holds and drinks a beer*
"cheers"

Aww... but you've already got your little.......... okay not-so little alcoholic horn doggie there........

Bewsides. I'm going snorkeling. *then grabs a a few plastic thingies, and dives in DEEP*

well, since he's gone...*grabs a beer and cuddles to you*...what do you say we have a little fun?  :wink:

*pops out of the water with his snorkle gear, and laughsat vince's predicament and his shrinking erection*

Hah! you lost your little friend and your Alocated Mating Source ya prick!  :-D

shut up you sick bastard

*stumbles in, apparently beyond drunk, and collapses onto a table, smashing his head into the side

I'll wake him up.

* I get out of the water and grab the drow by his head, and then  DDTing him into the table*



OK...... that didn't work.... let me try again!


*and so it ensued, dropkicks, Supplexes, pile drivers and and a leg lock, and even more wrestling maneuvers!

And afterward, i throw him into the pool and toss in a toaster. :lol:

raz....
im sick of your dumber than sh*t
tactics and all around stupidity.

please, take the toaster...hold your nose and jump in a different pool.
believe me, its better than what im about to do to you
if you dont shut your mouth.

thanks, have a great day!

*walks over to vince and gives a hug* :-*

sorry ive been busy, hope youre not too mad at me for leaving you alone with raz and some passed out...."person"?
 :oops:

((it feels great to be a jerk! W00t!! No hard feelings right dog boy? :wink:))



So....... uh .... do you know where i can find a socket?

raz, get outta here...

*huggles back*
sorry hun. i've been kinda busy. no hard feelings?

Dude! i was just asking where the socket was!

why would i have hard feelings?

i get that you must have a life out of this forum...
at least i hope you do  :lol:
*sighs and looks at you*

so what have you been doing besides being a stud lately?

*walks over and glides in the NOW "clean" pool*
its been super boring here lately...

*floats around the pool, with dancing electricity swirling around his body, adding in a few muscle spasms here and there

*jumps in the pool and relaxes a bit in the warm water*...oh yah, it's hot and it's boring....yah,i do have a life other than this and it sucks a bit but at least i know how to live everyday....

*looks over to the drow*....well, should we eat him or what? i'm a bit hungry

i dont know...you think he screams loud?

nothing more annoying than a noisy snack....lol


::gasp of mock horror::

what do you do in this life outside? lol jk

i like it when they scream...

what do i do? hmm, other than fixing my school papers i take swimming lessons

really swimming lesson? wow...impressive.

well im learning the guitar now... and its kicking my ass so far...lol

*walks out of the party too look for some bread and a socket*


((i was talkin to vince.  he gets hurt too easily.
unless you too, fit the classification of dog-BOY0?
Anyways, this looks like a two person party so i'll leave you "dawgs" alone.



Sidenote: I  have a life, its not a very good one, but at least the foods good and the perks are awesome!))

well......

at least, you rock....

*looks over to the drow*...well, you can have the first bite

Nah i'll let you two meat grinders digest him for me! :-D

or maybe we can eat you raz

we need to eat someone...
might as well be raz.


rare meat anyone?

Dude. go ahead, eat an etheral being. that'd be like sucking on helium.

oh please raz, don't be ridiculous. it's just making me even more hungrier

Everything makes you hungrier ya walking garbage bin!

I wouldn't mind wolfgirl over there trying to scarf me down, you on the other hand make me sick. :x. I have standards too you know!

you have standards?...wow!! i'm impressed....since when did food start having standards?

*a loud snarl rips behind my teeth*


uggh im hungry!
raz...
hold still...


*crouches as if to attack*

Uhhh..... Are you trying to take a dump miss?


Cause the bath room's over that way.

no.....?
thats gross raz.

i am going to eat you and
tear you to shreds
and hopefully youll scream,
otherwise it wont be worth the trouble.

You will try, but i shall make another body and fry you in divine light.............. well that was the plan anyway if i had a body.

Instead. i'm gonna laugh  at your futile attempts at hitting a floating, laughing, spirit.

nice bluffing raz....*turns to wolfgirl* hun, you can have first bite....*snarls and shows huge fangs*

Thanks babe

*looks over to vince and Thinks to self*
wow those big fangs... are hot...

*suddenly transforming into a huge wolf with bright red eyes with bright sharp teeth*

come here raz...
ive got something to show you.

Well..... it was worth a shot. :-D

Plan B!

....... Kage bunshin no jutsu! Bunshin dai bakuha!

*Suddenly the area is filled with perfectly combustible copies of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*


try and get me now my little pups



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(dont delete the smileys! if you've watched naruto you'd know why,)

hahah....nice trick raz...

(OOC:
wait i have a quick question?
is there really a black market?


and real hunters that hunt weres and demons and stuff?

because theyre have been people that i dont recognize going through my neighborhood.
and they dont look like theyre from around.)

ok besides that i am just really fed up with all of these raz look alikes running around...
i think ill eat them all or at least maim alot of them....
:D
*giggles and laughs at the thought of these stupid looking clones.*

(OOC: ok, now that is scary. maybe you should report them to the police for suspicious activity. although there have been groups that were determined top catch a sasquatch, it's not common  that there are groups that hunt weres)

*laughs at the clones and suddenly dodges at one and bites off its head*...... hmm, they're crunchy...

OOC: I'm not sure about that........... but then again... you can buy almost anything if you look hard enough. :roll:


* as vince's teeth rip through my clone's head, it explodes. sending the stupid poopo, flying back into the pool smoking like a sauna....* :-D


Whats wrong with you you stupid dog? these are perfect copies of me, right down to the smell! And didn't you notice the


Daibakuha part? don't you understand japanese? :x

*jumps up from the pool unhurt and shakes off water*...wooohh, that was spicy!!!

*walks in and raises an eyebrow* Seems like an interesting party in here... *slips a flask of Jim Beam out of her over coat pocket and takes a deep swig of it* I saw meat a couple pages back... Got any of that left? *smiles broadly and slaps Raz on the back heartily*

Hey there foxie! Long time no see! As for the meat........wait. not you too.....

*starts to back away slowly*

*tilts her head slightly* What, another carnivore? Indeed I am. I prefer my food fresh, though. *looks thoughtful and takes another drink*

"hmmm what have we here? a newcomer?"

*looks intently with blurred vision and smirks*

"ok i am really reaaallly tired of messing with raz...vince where are you?

*looks around stumbling with slurrish words*

"either take me home or pm me ok?...ok."

*blinks and looks non pulsed* New to the party, not new to the boards.

Hell yeah! (96 post to were-g's 50+)


* i hold wolf girl up*

Hey... come now. i believe you have had enough to drink miss.... where do you live so i can drop you off.

Come on foxie, i don't want this one Drinkin an' drivin...... she might eat some street pizza.*snorts at the thought*

VInce, you're comming with us too. i don't want to leave you unsupervised. :-)

*slips her flask back into her pocket and adjusts her coat* What ever you say, Raz.

So any objections? If there are none, then we have a ROAD TRIP on our hands!

huh? road whaa....?

*gags and vomits and a part of a white sneaker falls out*

ugh... i dont remember eating that...

*frowns at the stench*
THATS the reason i don't want you eating anymore road kill.......so where do you live?


((make it somewhere REALLY REALLY FAR.... or at least obscure. We need some distance))

*steps back and tweaks an eyebrow when wereg vomits* I'm not riding in the same row as her...

ok you see this road?
*points to a dark abyss with a single road*

you get on that and you go to amsterdam....

just get me home raz before this stupor wear off and i get pissed or horny...one of the two.

sorry about that *ahem....*Points to vomit*

*twitches  at mental picture*

Riiiight... Ahem. Now does anyone ELSE have a car or do we have to we use mine?


Anyone? Please?

*sighs and takes her keys out of her pocket, jingling them slightly* We've got my van. Everyone will fit, trust me. *dashes away to retrieve her beast*

I hope it dosn't look like a hippy shag van........ the scent alone will drive the little dawgies here in to heat.

*a motor is heard roaring to life in the distance just before the sound of wheels squealing* Yeeeehaw! *Kitsune's beast of a van suddenly comes blazing around the corner and screeches to a halt in front of Raz, wereg, and vince. Kit pops her head out the window and smiles down at them* What do you think? She's a beauty, isn't she? *looks back at her bright orange type 2 VW transporter bus then hops out* Completely customized... Custom blaze orange paint, a full bed in back, one bench-style seat that holds three, front seats are silk upholstered bucket seats, persian rug interior, black damask silk drapery on the windows, 15 cd changer, Mp3 compatible stereo, and 6 fifteen inch speakers throughout the thing. And, for fuel efficiency, she runs on biodiesel. That would explain the slight smell of french fries.*smiles and gestures for everyone to get in*

0_oI know we're gonna run out of gas....... but SWEET!!!!!!

* drags both of the dogs on board*

Give'er all you got captain! :-D

awesome ride kit...do you mind if i call you kit?
anyways...its pretty awesome ... i promise i will not vomit in here...

*sighs*
i would put myself to sleep for defiling such a beauty
*smiles a big grin*

*nudges an unconcious vince the looks at raz*....
raz... what did you do to him?
you know hes gonna get pissed that we started this trip
without him even knowing we left that pool....

*sniffs*
why do i feel the need to eat fast food?

All hail fast food! Onwards to Micky D's!!!!


If he wrecks the car then I'll stomp on his arse till it looks like hashbrown mix!

*puts on a captain's hat and hops into the driver's seat* This is your captain speaking, be sure to keep your self buckled up and there are barf bags under each seat! And don't worry, Raz, I've got extra fuel stored up top. *points to the large tank on top of the VW* Here we go, kiddies! *starts the beast up and puts the pedal to the floor, which makes the tires squeal out as we begin racing down the high way through the void*

Thhiiiissss issss  sssooooo AWWWSSOOOMmmmmmmmmm.................!

ohmigawd.....
IM TOTALLY STICKING MY HEAD OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!

*pushes raz out of the way and rolls window down and sticks tongue out*


oh...so wonderfull...
 :lol:

Ughhh.... what hit me.......?



* sees wolfie stickin her head out the window.*

Now THat looks like fun!!

*i roll back the sun roof and stick my body out of it.*


MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*smiles back at them and flips something under the dash open* This is nothing! *flips the first switch in a series of five and the van lurches then begins going about 50 kmph faster*

TO INFINITY AND BEYONNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*we then disappear as we approach the max speed of awesomeness for PHAT cars*

*we suddenly pop into existence in Amsterdam* We're here! *kills the engine and hops out* I'm headed for the red light district, see ya later! *winks and heads for the seedy side of town*

isn't the entire city...... a red light district?

whats the red light district?

*raises an eyebrow and tries to fix my windblown hair*

oh lets go paint the town red...
you game raz?

*looks at vince passed out in the BEAST*
hell find us when he wakes up...

Yeah baby! You got anywhere in particular in mind?

*walks through the main street of the red light district and looks through the various windows in search of what she's after* Hmmmmm......

*picks up a  flyer on the ground and reads*

" captain mulligans farewell rave...come in for a ton of fun matey!, ?"

"hmmm, do you feel like ravin' raz? it looks like a good place to start"

*raises eyebrow and starts to shift, eyes glow red, claws and fangs appear*

"its on 111th street, in a underground builiding, last one there is a rotten egg! and NO TELEPORTING! loser buys drinks!"

Better get goin now girl, we don't wanna be late.

*spanks your ass and sends you on your way*

raaazz...no fondling!

*takes off with a snarl*

*thinks to self*" 111th street isnt too far...i should win...unless i dont get hungry..."

What's there to fondle, little girl? <^>

*then you take off*

Oookay.... *sees a guy with a pirate hat* sir.... where is 111th street?

Man: *something in another laguange*

Me:...... thanks anyway.

so what should i do now..... doh!


* then i hail a cab, thankfully the man speaks engilsh, when i mention the party he looks scared, but drives me there anyway..........after i made a stop at a butcher's shop. i pay him and he hightails it out of there like Charlie freaking Schumacher !......*


Me: this looks like the place... i wonder where wolfgirl is? maybe she's inside.... i got some snax.....

*and so i look for the entrance*

*walks by Raz with a guy on each arm and looks at him funny* Trying to find something?

*notices kitsune*

Mmmh? oh its you.... just lookin for the entrance to this place.... the driver looked a wee bit wary....... wanna help me check it out?

*smiles and nods then looks to the boys* Help ons zoeken naar de ingang, alright jongens? (Help us look for the entrance, alright boys?) *the black haired one on the left perks up* Boy: De ingang is aan de noordkant, meesteres. Hier, kom bij me. (The entrance is on the north side, mistress. Here, come with me.)
Kit: I guess he knows where it is... *the boy leads them to an alley in the back of the building, pumping techno can be heard just behind a pair of large iron doors*

((now we wait for weregirl............ wanna play poke the fox sidhe?)

*speaks dutch idly with the boys while waiting for wereg* Oh, Raz... Meet my boys... Apparently there's an underground slave market here in Amsterdam's red light district... I figured I'd give a couple of them a good home. *gestures toward the black haired one* This is Davi. *gestures toward the red haired one* And this is Amadeo.

*wakes up and and looks arouind*....well, this sucks..

Nice to meet you two...... do you think you guys could pick up vince? i think he's up now.

I'll stay here and wait for wolfgirl.K?

*looks to the boys* We hebben te gaan ophalen een vriend van mij, jongens. Kom op, laten we haast zo Raz niet hoeft te wachten te lang. (We have to go pick up a friend of mine, boys. Come on, let's hurry so Raz doesn't have to wait too long.) *looks back to Raz* We'll be back in a while, hopefully wereg shows up soon. *hurries off toward where she left the beast parked as the boys trail behind her*

*Walks up to the beast and throws open the side door* Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! Come on, Vince! We have a rave to get to! *smiles in at him*

*smiles takes off jacket and heads towards dance floor and STARTS TO PARTY!*