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Title: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Nina on April 23, 2008, 02:55:39 PM who would win? ............. :mrgreen: :-o 8-) :spy: were watching Mr. Norris the :gun: :gun: man biting the leg off a dino........ :banplea: *<:) *<:) *<:) aaaaaahhhh, Im sooo funny.... :spy: Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Raziel on April 23, 2008, 03:06:16 PM Are we talking about plain everyday vanilla chuck norris or are we talking about texas ranger, overly powerful kick chuck?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Draco on April 24, 2008, 02:36:45 PM it does not matter Chuck Norris would aways kick ass :gun:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Nina on April 25, 2008, 12:55:56 AM He he, Chuck IS Chuck, right? *<:)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Raziel on April 27, 2008, 10:03:22 PM you guys are kidding right?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Nina on April 28, 2008, 02:18:44 AM Dah!!! :doh:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: DrowGypsy on April 28, 2008, 09:49:13 AM i would say that neither of them would win because Clint Eastwood would walk in and kill them both with a stare...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Raziel on May 03, 2008, 01:43:18 PM MR ROGERS!!!!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: WeRe-nINja on May 04, 2008, 01:04:23 PM I'd have to say that Jack Bauer, given 24 hours of course, would be able to kick Chuck Norris's, Clint Eastwood's, a T-Rex's, and Mr. Roger's butt. That's just me though.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Nina on May 04, 2008, 11:45:13 PM Oooooh maaan, I just got it: :doh:
STEVEN "kick my ponytail" SEAGAL :gun: :gun: Old Chuck wouldnt stand a chance.... poor bastard *<:) Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: chainsawjuice on May 06, 2008, 01:27:28 PM Will Smith.
:gun: Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Draco on May 09, 2008, 01:09:49 PM Will Smith are you kidding me he is a nothing but a big pussy
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Raziel on May 13, 2008, 03:32:20 PM a pussy who played ali. you gonna die boy!
You! GONNA! DIEEEEEEEEEEE Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: ImmortalKain on May 14, 2008, 09:34:34 AM Of course the master Chuck would kick the T-rex ass. Why do you think dinos went extinct anyway? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them into extinction when he thought one of them looked at him too long. Turns out it just had a lazy eye...poor dinos *<:) *<:) *<:)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Nina on May 16, 2008, 02:34:31 AM He he this one I like!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: ImmortalKain on May 19, 2008, 04:16:40 PM Apparently Chuck Norris fossilized footprints have been found next to a mass grave of wooly mammoths and sabertooth tigers that appear to have been karated to death. Scientist suspect that the heat from Chucks punches,throws, and kicks ended the ice age, though there is still speculation as to why he allowed his footprints to be fossilized.
:gun: :x :lol: Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Glor85 on May 30, 2008, 02:42:22 AM Before going to sleep, the Bogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris !!!
:gun: :gun: Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: ImmortalKain on May 30, 2008, 08:22:43 AM Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.....He waits.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Glor85 on May 30, 2008, 08:34:34 AM Chuck Norris sneezes with his eyes open. :-o
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: ImmortalKain on May 30, 2008, 11:16:47 AM now thas just badass! nice effect with the smiley too! *<:)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Glor85 on May 30, 2008, 11:21:08 AM Nah, I cheated. I just copied it from: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
But don't open the link now. Get a couple of good friends over, get drunk, and then try it. I guarantee tears of laughter. :lol:+ :cry: Chuck vs the hulk Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: Vivid777 on June 16, 2008, 06:35:07 AM Maybe Chucks teacher, David Carradine would get the job done?
The T-Rex could not walk on rice-paper like Carradine can. Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex Post by: ImmortalKain on June 22, 2008, 11:56:54 PM And BAM!! Vivid blows them all away. Now THAT is badass hehe
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