More or less. Probably more.

k, then i'll start with how i lost my name.


~NoW&Here~
*After being transported away from the realm of my gods, i awaken in a techno-looking forest decorated with glowing veins of energy running through everything,  *

:where am i? ........ Dang what did i drink?

Unknown  creeky ancient voce: WHO DARES TRESPASS ON MY World!?

: ........ that can't be good.

*an old tall guy dressed in a hawaiian shirt and pink sandals walks out from a door?*

: that wasn't there b4.......

Old guy: WHO ARE YOU TO DESECRATE MY HOME WITH YOUR PRESSENCE??

: I will not give my name to a stranger...... its the principle of the thing. You wouldn;t happen to know how to get out of here do you
* i ask while half ignoring the old freak*

izakubom: yYou whelp?!!!!! you dare speak to me like that? i the great izakubom!!!!!!

: Never heard of you......*i dead pan*

IZB: Then let no one hear your name till the time you learn respect for your hosts boy! I cast this curse upon yee!!!
* Nothing looks like it happend but there is a slight pressure in the air.......... i pass it off as a need to got o the bath room*


:....... and poof? well if you could point me to the way out. i shall "desecrate your home" no longer.

IZB: ......... Youll learn. * snaps his fingers and a portal appears behind me*
Here, you'll need this.*a pocket watch thingy levitates in front of me and i snatch it.*
now GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

* the word of power blasts me away and i fall into the portal..... i then fall through what seems to be a tunnel system of lights and fire, disembodied pools float around and show sceens of wars, kisses, and feasts....... after the entenity of a second, i fall into one of these pools, i find my self facing the ground of a dirt path and strangly......... going up?*



: WHAt THE FU>! *i was cut short by  a tree branch ending my premature flight and reintroducing me to mr. gravity. then the dirt road*

: I........... Hate................ Pink ........... sandals............

*strangely unharmed with nothing bruised but my dignity,, i pick myself up the ground and just for the heck of it................ kick a tree and curse up a storm., scarring a squrriel causing it to drop its acorn and maul me............ (normally a person would have no problem with a squirrel, but an emotionaly strained visitor from another world would freak*)

; 0_o??? AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get it off Get it off! Geitoff* i run around screaming my ass off picking up speed and tripping over a rock and launching myself into a trajectory that would carry me into  bush in miss edward's vicinity*



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ITEMS: IBZ's pocket watch: a device given by an old wizard who considers himself more powerful than a god....... which he is.
It contains many powers and keeps time perfectly.
aside from that it may translate any language that its owner hears........... it just displays it self on the watch......
It keeps its owners safe from the primal powers that exists between dimentions and outside powers
And it reinforces the magic cast by IZB. by a factor of 180x(which is unneeded because the old guy can do overkill by raising his eyebrow in surprise. w/o consentrating)

It also never gets lost or left behind, stolen.........etc(anything bad. you can use it to block a nuke a millon times and it would be just like new...... you'd still get hit though.)

Curses: Unnamed:(seriously): it does what it says. takes away your current given name.
Anyone that has this curse cast upon them, may remember thier names and tell people. and inscribe it into stuff........ its just  that no one remembers....

Therefore unless you have a title. you shall be known as, "that guy/girl", dude, sir, and other general names


Its also a bitch when you want to eat at a fancy reastauraunt....... you can never get a reservation.
 
when enhanced by the watch, it also makes describing you impossible. and people can only remember you when your staring them right in the face........ those that wish to ignore you have thier jobs cut out for them.


People:
Izakubom; Wizard powerful enough to  make zeus, odin , death, and a few others squirm with his pressence.....

With his power, youd think that he is this crazy psyco wantin to rule the universe(ses). Fortunately, he stays in a 3$ deli in a random  Tokyo district , somewhere selling rice cakes and other food he makes himself, which while good, are nothing to brag about.

He enjoys traveling dimensions and stuff, while looking for manga's and other forms of media.
His other hobbies also include acting as a plot device and partying with Xion.


He hates his name and goes by the name Oldaman.........(not much better if you ask me) 



his motto: an apple a day is 80% water......... wait, what? get off my World !!!! your tresspassing


AGE: 1 ( no one knows 1 what)


likes: customers, internet chatmates, creating,enchanted trinkets, golems,  self contained dimensions,baking. and giving stuff like unplanned vacations out to strangers who "pique" his interest or ire\\\

Dislikes: tresspassers and disrespect. his brother..... who became an acountant and a metaphysist, religious leader, and food criteqe.

Quotes: "charge me for making my pizza on his oven, and therefore messing up his house's karma an balance will he?"
Get off my(insert property here) Or i'll (insert any random  thing that  you wish)

That'll be 3 dollars.

uhhh...i don't even believe in satan anymore....

Stepping through a bush, Nightshade stands before the group. Satan's Malevolence gleams with hatred, as though an inanimate object could feel anything at all. Nightshade surveys the group before him with a look to his eye that can only be described as disgust and contempt rolled into one. He rubs his chin with the back of one clawed hand, and then reaches out, and slices through the air in front of Edward with one finger. As he does so, reality itself parts for him, looking like the womb of all creation, dark and inviting. He steps into it and disappears without ever having made a sound.

? ? ?: *gasps as the rip in reality opens. the watch reacts to the chaotic energies by creating a deep blue orb  around me*


? ? ?: Is this thing gonna close any time soon?.................?* i deadpan as the weird rip was constantly making like a sprinkler and spewing other dimensional enegies. and the occasional oddity.

? ? ?: ok..... i'm gonna go the other way now.


* i then start walking away trying to find civilization while trying to figure out what the cool watch did*



( on a side note.... i am biologicaly human( with cool god augmentations)...... and my language does not reach super or sub sonic frequncy)

Fine. any one up for a fight?

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* as i was walking away. the void spits out a HUGE blue and white buffed-up more than usual minataur which was strangely brandishing a LARGE War hammer made of a glowing azure metal that sparked and crackled the air.
the rip then stabilized and closed leaving me with the beast, being the bringer of misfortune to myself, i run away.................. leading it straight  to  eddy's area was*


? ??: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*zooms behind a tree, and hides while preparing a couple of throwing knives*


Minataur:*speaks in english* Freedom!!!!!!!!!..... *walks up to young ed's bush* Excuse me miss. do you know where we are at the moment?
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New Charachter: Acheo
Type: Temporary npc
Race:Northen minataur
Class: Ex-Gladiator,
Age: 155( 38 in human years)
Battle experience: As an infant, Archeo was sold by his father to pay off a debt, Bought by a group of raiders, then sold to a colleseium somewhere in the south lands, trained to handle a variety of weapons since he could walk, and forced to fight at 10.
He is a hardend and skillful warrior , and an agile and quick combatant due to his instructor being an elf.


Side notes about past :(maybe subject to change.)
After paying for his freedom.(took him 135 years the because he apparently liked to spend his time with the establishment's owner..... which was a mermaid...... who lived in a large tank. )

Afterward he became a mercenary for hire, then a thief...... that last one didn't  turn out so well cause of his size. his ...... Target was a strange artifact owned by a mage guild....... it blew him to the astral winds.






( working on the extened version)

Description: A minataur.  a really tall and lean one one, his pelt is white and blue due to his genetcics.

Current equipment.: bronze Left breastplate,plain Steel  pauldrons, A couple of Steel Hand guards, A dwarven forged light war hammer. and a few regular sized axes as throwing axes.


Likes: Fantasy books, salads, Large weapons, tailoring, smithing, tomato sauces..... and handicrafts

Dislikes: Violence(he is really good at it though. so this is  mild), Meat( a vegitarian. ), alcohol( once got drunk off a piña colada.), most of his race(dang barbarians), magic, and horses(damm pretty boys).


Sidenotres: He is a violent drunk.Very....... he is also a vegitarian activist.. which is strange cause most of his people have no problem eating raw meat...... do not eat meat infornt of him. please. he snaps




Strength: Able to lift a mini......(don't wanna give specifics)

Weight: 623pounds(quite light for his race)

muscalture: Humanoid(bull+human), overtly muscular, lean. can take a clip of 9mm in the chest....... really really painful and he'd be in trouble.(the big ones of his race can take whole quivers of elven arrows without fliching).
makes up for this with his speed.(think race horse).


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I was bored and wanted to see where this train of thought was going.

Go ahead and use him. Just make sure you don't make him  act OOC.

think of a nice friendly guy that runs a deli/butcher shop.
 

Acheo:Hah! I am known as Acheo, thats an Ach then an heo. my friends call me Hammer. 
May i ask yours little one?

* then sits crouches on the ground as if his legs were gonna give way.

Whoa, i'm beat.

~Meanwhile, on a near by tree~

? ??:*i silently crouch on a branch and spy on your on conversation....... when the watch in my hand starts to heat up, i then examine it and lo, there are words...... text is flowing down as you guys speak. at least it hope it is. I keep listening to your banter to make further sense of where i am"