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Moloch
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« Reply #120 on: September 17, 2007, 05:31:57 PM »
To the Drow: "Here, let ME help you with your circumnavigation. Just take my hand and I'll show you the whole world over and over again." As the Drow takes his hand, Moloch whips his whole body through a turn at the hip and the Drow is quickly lost to the naked eye as he enters orbit.

To all remaining: "Anyone else want to go on a long distance trip?"
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« Reply #121 on: September 17, 2007, 08:05:21 PM »
ha as if i could not dodge an air balloon.*brings back the storm even more ferociously then before* hahaha * a 100,000 lightning bolts rain down like hail from the sky* take this pack-leader-* swoops down at high spped and chains the wolf leader in unbreakable chains and then turns and knocks xions head clean off his head with a strike from his hammer.*. . . . .*watches head fly off and get struck by a bolt of lighning* "now thats a home run. . .hahaha" *swoops back up into the thick clouds where he can not be seen .*
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what if i am more than what i let u see? the thought of that must frighten you a lot.
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« Reply #122 on: September 18, 2007, 06:37:37 AM »
To Thor: "You 'knocked his head clean off his head'? Now THAT'S a feat I've never even conceived of, let alone seen. Pray thee tell how you accomplished it."
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« Reply #123 on: September 18, 2007, 09:17:13 AM »
the drow suddenly falls from the sky, dressed in different clothes, and says
"you guys will never believe this, Moloch displaced me so fast that i traveled into the future a few 100,000 years and I meet the Eloi and Morlocks, but this time their on my side" and with that a legion of the apelike humaniods known as the morlocks fall from the sky, filling the pit
"attack my pretties" cackles the drow as the morlocks rush to meet the werewolf onslaught
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« Reply #124 on: September 18, 2007, 11:47:34 AM »
Xion: *reapears beside thor* Wow!!! That was new!! Pray tell what you plan on doing next? Inventing the wheel?

(to the drow) How dare you cheat on your  hubby-gorrilla? You should be ashamed of yourself.(and puts him in a S&M outfit complete with rope. then proceeds to feed the goillaz and the other ape people with............ Maria Juan-a leaves!!!)

Xion: You there come with me and hide!!(grabs raz and vince and teleports onto a tree branch.)
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« Reply #125 on: September 18, 2007, 12:51:01 PM »
Moloch; to Himself: "Let's see. We now have a Drow, a Norse God, a few representatives from a hive-mind, several hundred thousand werewolves, and a hundred thousand Morlocks, and; last but not least, a few gorillas. Chaos you should be so proud of your minions right now."
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« Reply #126 on: September 18, 2007, 06:28:08 PM »
Xion: I can hear your thoughts moloch. don't blame chaos for this. He's still out from partying with Sheogorath  and Jyggalag. They're both putting themselves back together. Mehrunes wants his razor back but don't tell anyone i'm still hiding it. Nocturne is trying to brak into a brickoven pizza house(dang. i knew i never should have brought pizza to the gathering. now nowhere in the entire multiverse is pizza safe from theft.) And we lynched loki after he tried to do the missletoe arrow gag on a hawaiian pig-war god. (i still cant remember his name thoght)

Oh yeah. And thor was invited but i forgot to send him his mail.
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« Reply #127 on: September 19, 2007, 12:24:00 AM »
we're not afraid of anyone................and we are definitely no spartans...............raziel, you could be one of us
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« Reply #128 on: September 19, 2007, 06:50:04 AM »
To Xion: "You hear my thoughts you say? But how can you do that when I was muttering out loud. No, if you had perchance heard my thoughts, you and your hive mind would now be dead, completely, and permanently, across all universes."

To Vince: "No, you see I say you are no Spartans because you need 300,000 of your kind to FEEL like you are the equal to myself or Thor. A pair of Gods of any vintage is more than a match for some little puppies. Then again, either of us is more than a match against puppies."
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« Reply #129 on: September 19, 2007, 09:33:59 AM »
the Morlocks, chantting their rituals of war, work themselves into a fury, then rush the werewolf herd, hell bent on the feast to come

(joining side conversation) Slaanesh, god of decadence, excess, sex, pleasure and self-indulgence, is still hungover so it won't be joining us either
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« Reply #130 on: September 19, 2007, 07:37:51 PM »
moloch> yah, i guess.........oh, i forgot to tell you.....we weres practice dark magic and all of us are immortal so.......*all of the dead weres regenerated and came back to life and mauled thundergod and moloch*
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« Reply #131 on: September 19, 2007, 10:13:47 PM »
hahaha u cant kill a god * all the tiny little bits of thor begin to glow a bright electric blue. then they burst and shock every were/undead were into a pile of dust* *thor manifests himself hovering over the ashes. raises his hammer into the sky and from it project a 100,000 more lightning bolts that cause a chain reaction jumping from werewolf to werewolf and even onto the strange morlochs.* how petty.*sends one last bolt setting the tree that xion and raz sit on ablaze crashing onto them and killing them in the process.*
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Raziel
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« Reply #132 on: September 20, 2007, 03:10:59 AM »
Xion: Foolislh god! you can't kill me> I'm wearing my SUPER Rubber suit!!!!!!

*Pelvic Trusts at the lightning bolt and returns it.*

Xion: No moloch. I mean i really heard your thoughts because you said them out loud. *reveals tiny sound amp in right ear.*

Raziel: FOr the LAST TIME YOU MANGY DOG! I DON"T WANNA BE A WEREWOLF!!!! *Kicks vince out of the tree!!!*
DON"T Make ME CASt A disspel on you!!


Xion:*falls out of the tree stunned because the ear peice was at max*
Ow . My ear..............
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The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
But don’t be afraid. And don’t forget...
You hold the mightiest weapon of all.
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« Reply #133 on: September 20, 2007, 05:49:31 AM »
raziel> you're going to be a were whether you like it or not, mister...*pounces on you and bites your neck*

thundergod> oh yes i can....just watch me.....*all of the weres simply came back to life and attacked thundergod and thor....the weres literally ripped apart their bodies and ate them....and then, they turned thor's warhammer into saw dust* ha!! beat that
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Moloch
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« Reply #134 on: September 20, 2007, 07:04:52 AM »
*Shakes head bemusedly as all of the weres try to attack and maul him. To the weres: "You see, you cannot harm what you cannot touch." * This being said as each and every blow a were slings at Moloch lands on nothing but air* "However, I can most CERTAINLY harm each of you. This will be VERY entertaining indeed."

"Moloch pulls back to swing a ferocious right into a were's jaw, as his arm moves back in preparation, his hand and forearm dissapear into the air, so far back is he reaching that he's actually reaching across universes for this blow! He swings, and the built up potential of the swing causes a stupendous release of energy; obliterating all beings, all magic, save for Moloch, who was before such concepts that allowed him to do this feat were. As he looks around, he wonders if he might have overdone it just a bit, then figures what they hey, there'll be more guests eventually.*
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