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Author Topic: Observations on life.. and other useless crap I wanna talk about....  (Read 19616 times)
Kadesh
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« on: October 19, 2007, 12:00:47 AM »
 I just saw these two statements in a magazine and I had to share them because they made me laugh my arse off.

 Excuses no one is going to buy... ever:
  I pretty much have to get a boob job. My car doesn't have air bags.

 Major Mood Killers:
  Edible undies are a no-go. The concept sounds sexy, but the damn things taste like turpentine!



                                              Laugh dammit.  jester
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2007, 04:15:50 AM »
that's stupid...who'd want to eat undies?
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2007, 07:18:08 AM »
I would....... I like the smell of roses while eating carpet.....
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2007, 10:20:57 PM »
 I want to try those candy g-strings and bras they have at toy shops.  flylicker
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2007, 10:05:28 PM »
I just got done watching a video from youtube that Prez posted on MS that gave me chills. It was partly the music, chilling and haunting, but also mostly the subject matter, ans the thoughts it evoked.

You see, I'm a fiend for thinking about The End. It doesn't much matter what kind, so long as it involves the death of something. This particular video reminded me of a thread of thought I'd had for a long time, a fantasy, about how it will all end. By it I don't mean just humanity, I mean everything. I know it's pointless but to me it's entertaining.

Anyway, just imagine, the distant future, the death of creation! At least in my mind it will be spectacular! If only I could somehow be there to witness it. Then again, I am of such a morbid mind-set that I would be obsessed with Death, regardless of the item that is about to become deceased. I'm sorry that my elocution isn't up to the task of truly describing how wonderful this fantasy is for me, or maybe it's just that there is no way to make you all see it the way I do.
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2007, 10:37:10 PM »
 I like to think that the end will be with me, a stick, and dead bodies..... now that's a fantasy.....   *sigh*
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2007, 10:46:45 PM »
 I wanna get a tattoo!!!!!!!!! Someone draw it for me!! lol
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2007, 10:57:18 PM »
If dried beef is beef jerky...is a mummy human jerky?
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2007, 02:39:54 AM »
raziel> go ahead...eat your own crappy underwear..... grin...... cheesy.......wahahahahahahahahaha

moloch> oh, hell no.....unless the question is pointed to a cannibal
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2007, 11:31:01 PM »
 Human jerky...... I run into those all the time... only without the 'y'.......  guns
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 04:53:34 AM »
don't be a jerk. vince you don't wear any.
in fact you are a naturalist. grin
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 06:55:50 PM »
hey......i maybe a naturalist but i certainly do not go that far.......
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2007, 10:35:41 PM »
 Nothing wrong with being a naturalist. Sometimes being closer to nature can be relaxing. But beware short skirts, nature, and the bench on the subway.  embarassed
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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2007, 09:14:25 PM »
LMFAO!!! this stuff is so random on here... what kind of tattoo were you looking for kadesh??? and why is everyone being mean to vince?

P.S Don't wear skirts driving 6 hours to see the person you love and not checking the weather there first (expecially if it is windy)...
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2007, 05:25:30 AM »
wait, everyone's being mean to me?Huh
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