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Author Topic: Chuck Norris vs. T-Rex  (Read 680 times)
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« on: April 23, 2008, 02:55:39 PM »

       who would win?

............. afro shocked cool sneaky were watching Mr. Norris the  guns guns man biting the leg off a dino........  ban me



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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 03:06:16 PM »

Are we talking about plain everyday vanilla chuck norris or are we talking about texas ranger, overly powerful kick chuck?
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 02:36:45 PM »

it does not matter Chuck Norris would aways  kick ass    guns
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2008, 12:55:56 AM »

He he, Chuck IS Chuck, right?  jester
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2008, 10:03:22 PM »

you guys are kidding right?
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2008, 02:18:44 AM »

Dah!!!  doh!
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2008, 09:49:13 AM »

i would say that neither of them would win because Clint Eastwood would walk in and kill them both with a stare...
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2008, 01:43:18 PM »

MR ROGERS!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2008, 01:04:23 PM »

I'd have to say that Jack Bauer, given 24 hours of course, would be able to kick Chuck Norris's, Clint Eastwood's, a T-Rex's, and Mr. Roger's butt.  That's just me though.
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2008, 11:45:13 PM »

Oooooh maaan, I just got it:  doh!


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Old Chuck wouldnt stand a chance.... poor bastard  jester
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2008, 01:27:28 PM »

Will Smith.
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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2008, 01:09:49 PM »

Will Smith are you kidding me he is a nothing but a big pussy
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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2008, 03:32:20 PM »

a pussy who played ali. you gonna die boy!


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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2008, 09:34:34 AM »

Of course the master Chuck would kick the T-rex ass. Why do you think dinos went extinct anyway? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them into extinction when he thought one of them looked at him too long. Turns out it just had a lazy eye...poor dinos    jester jester jester
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2008, 02:34:31 AM »

He he this one I like!
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