Since Raz will not oblige us with a blow-by-blow of our conversation, and backed by popular request... Here is the conversation between Raz and I this morning on IM:
Raziel (7/16/2008 7:52:35 AM): yo, shadow
Raziel (7/16/2008 7:59:28 AM): poke
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:15:00 AM): What's up?
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:15:42 AM): nuthin much
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:15:54 AM): I got your PM.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:16:14 AM): was waitn to see if ty's gonna trn up
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:16:28 AM): I thought you said he was online?
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:16:29 AM): chattin with a "Pagan"
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:16:43 AM): he was on monsrous
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:17:22 AM): Ah, well, that means within the last fifteen minutes.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:20:19 AM): so sup?
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:20:36 AM): Nada, catching up on the RPG that Nightshade is in.
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:20:45 AM): Seeing if there's a way I can rejoin the group.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:20:53 AM): ..... its not going anywhere
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:21:30 AM): I see, well, perhaps if I can find a way to slither back in, I can breathe life into it again.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:21:49 AM): you? bring life? thats a laugh
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:21:56 AM):
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:22:00 AM):
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:22:47 AM): I never said it would be pleasant life. IT'd be more like zombie life.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:23:02 AM): ewwww
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:24:18 AM): Just imagine, rotting, puss-filled, zombie sex.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:39:12 AM): >>...................after several minutes, it still won
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:39:19 AM): leave me alone
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:39:31 AM): I hate you more that you could ever know
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:39:33 AM): LMFAO!!!
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:39:41 AM): You're welcome.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:41:10 AM): I doubt you're really laughing like that
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:41:40 AM): No, not that loudly, Rose is five feet away and sound aslepp, but if she were awake I certainly would be.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:42:49 AM): Ok. i challenge you to give me the worst mental image you can think of.
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:43:10 AM): Me: Naked.
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:43:23 AM): 6' 3" tall, and 350#
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:43:26 AM): seen worse
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:43:36 AM): .............
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:43:41 AM): Bent over, with a
www.goatse.com pose going on.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:43:53 AM): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:00 AM): Stop it!
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:44:02 AM): AND fresh j*zz leaking from my overly f****d asshole.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:10 AM): DEAR GAWD!
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:44:20 AM): With a bit of blood for color.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:21 AM): FAKR J0000!!!!!!!!
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:33 AM): LalaALLAlAlAL IM NOT LISTENTING!
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:44:35 AM): And flecks of sh*t here and there.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:40 AM): KLkldn
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:41 AM): 'fa
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:41 AM): dfa
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:41 AM): s'g
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:42 AM): fa
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:45 AM): faasfasfdafaffaefeafa
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:48 AM): asfafafafaefa
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:48 AM): fg
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:49 AM): gfs
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:44:49 AM): fas
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:44:51 AM): I win.
Raziel (7/16/2008 8:45:01 AM): I have lost horribly
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:45:08 AM): Yes. Yes, you have.
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:45:34 AM): You will never have an erection again without thinking of this moment.
Shadow (7/16/2008 8:45:50 AM): Assuming you ever have another one that is.
I did a little mild editing for the profanity, but that's all of it up to the point where it changes over to something else.