You know I always love it when one of my friends comes over. None of them have ever liked my bathroom, they have always been scared, I never knew why because there was nothing wrong with it. So I finally cornered a friend who would have the ballz enough to tell me, Friend A is a goth and he spoke,
"Dude, your bathroom is like to clean and too neat. I went in there one morning and said to myself, did some one die in here, is Tybalt a secret murderer?"
Me, "So the fact I lay my tools, like scissors, small scissors, razors, twizers, tooth brush, latex gloves, condom box, glasses, mouth wash, tooth paste, three types of expensive bottled clogne, matches, lighter, and mirrors doesn't help does it?"
"Its like your bathroom belongs to Hannibal Lectur."
Me, "Sweet!"

So ever since then I have been proud of my bath room and its neat and clean. It just goes and shows that monsters know how to bath and can be clean with a organized bathroom. So, who wants to flirt?

Do I have to start telling you how my clippers are lined and which item or blade is in which door, or where I keep the scented candles?

lol

I also love taking nice long steamy showers, man oh man, you are not squeky clean inless you have one of those. Woman find me very flatterning after one of those, some thing inside is released and I just need a good flirt, not talk flirt but the touch flirt, mmmm.

Who else love steamy showers!?

I personally like to also turn off the lights when I take a shower, it allows your mind to think your body is some where else, like a cave, or some where in Asia or some safe heaven.

... Ew. Man, you really are dirty.

I think we need to chain Kwn and wash him.

Oh, I am all over on down!

*Gropes Kain!*