I wish I could have attained more balance in my 20's.I strived for maximun fun always thinking I had plenty of time.Funny how time works huh?Put your hand on a hot plate & a second feels like an hour;put your hand on a hot woman & an hour feels like a second!(; all relative I guess.I wish I would have focused on a career path in my 20's.

So here is my advice to all the 20 somethings or younger.Keep your ass in school figure out what you want to do in life go after it tooth & nail but remember also to like your career/job & love your life!BALANCE,always strive for it.Dont rush the kids either.I didnt have my daughter till I was in my 30's & im glad I waited but thats what worked for me(even though id like to feed her mom to the werewolves on here(if they were real that is!( Also keep a cosmic to do list if you will & try to achieve as much of it as you can before you die.Stay well,Carter

Yea, that's something you get to learn by experience dude!
Also, when you are driving and the next lane is faster, its the law of the Universe that the lane you were in will start moving faster and yours would slow down. That's something you learn at about 20. XD

or upside down in a field if you do it at 130 like me 

What?   :roll:I find myself to be an excellent role model 

Yeah getting out of there can kinda be tricky especially when you're a self absorbed worthless guy who contributes nothing to society except stealing everyone else' oxygen....     ok I'm cranky time for a nap 

Good luck.

19 ways to keep your sanity
from http://thebedandbreakfastman.blogs.com/the_bed_and_breakfast_man/2006/06/19_ways_to_keep.html

1.  At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.

2.  Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3.  Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4.  Put your trash can on your desk and label it "In box".

5.  Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6.  In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favours"

7.  Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."

8   dont use any punctuation

9.  As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle and play tropical sounds all day.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives - they're loose!"