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Author Topic: ImmortalKains Garage Sale  (Read 1644 times)
oldbill4823
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« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2008, 03:23:27 PM »
Note.     New items up for sale.

Item: Acme plastic vampire teeth. Description: Used (50% chance being worn) Saliva covered (again)
Location: Either in owners mouth or in a glass of water by side of bed.  Reason: Historical objet d'art.

Bid. I have been informed that these are not for sale. Arthur says different though (see below) 
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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2008, 03:32:38 PM »
Item: Arthur.               

Description: A small once loved teddy bear with multiple punture wounds to neck area.

Location: Hiding from Immortalkain           

Reason: Compassion. Arthur has found immortalkains decent into darkness increasingly difficult to cope with.

Bid $25 shipping free with Red Cross.
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Kadesh
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« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2008, 04:09:39 PM »
 Item: Barbie Doll                                               Description: No hair, no clothes, covered with a mysterious sticky substance.
 Location: Stuffed 1/2 under the mattress.        Reason: My ex's sister collects Barbie Dolls.



 Bid: $10 + S&H
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« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2008, 05:02:29 PM »

Item: 1 Vampire Kidney                                                 

Description: Vampire Kidney well preserved in alcohol
Location: In freezer behind empty tub of Nuts about Chocolate icecream
Reason: Intended for onsale to empirical scientist for genetic experimentation

Bid: $29.99 plus transport costs and 5 post points
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« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2008, 09:49:33 PM »

Item: Bolivian Voodoo Snake

Description: Highly venomous psychotropic South American snake
Location: Still attached to ImmortalKains leg
Reason: Wanted by customs officials

Bid: $100 plus guarantee of annonyminity
                               
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« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2008, 05:35:15 AM »
Wow there are some great bargains to be found here, either not many people have heard about the sale or it is just the weak economy?

Quote from: oldbill4823 on July 02, 2008, 03:32:38 PM

Item: Arthur.               

Description: A small once loved teddy bear with multiple puncture wounds to neck area.
Location: Hiding from Immortalkain           
Reason: Compassion. Arthur has found immortalkains decent into darkness increasingly difficult to cope with.

Bid $25 shipping free with Red Cross.

Just in case ImmortalKain will not part with Arthur
Arthur does not want to encourage ImmortalKain too much

Quote from: ImmortalKain on July 01, 2008, 12:01:18 PM
Hey I never said I was selling my Vampiros Lesbos  cheesy  But the Brooding Backdoor Bandits of the Underworld is up for grabs  wink   jester

So;

Item: The Brooding Backdoor Bandits of the Underworld

Description: VCD movie
Possible Location: Hidden inside the VHS case for his  Vampiros Lesbos-The Directors Cut  movie
Reason: Same as oldbill, to help Arthur in any way possible

Bid: $9.95 plus free removal of ImmortalKains mobile number from public toilets
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oldbill4823
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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2008, 07:07:14 AM »
Item: full length mirror
Description: wooden framed mirror from Ikea.
Location: previously screwed to ceiling, now resting againgst bedroom wall.
Reason: owner claims it no longer functions. Seems fine to everyone else though.

Bid.$0.99 collection in person.
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« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2008, 08:05:35 AM »
item: ornate set of butchers scales
description: divine golden scales. 16 oz rump steak on one side, immortalkains soul on other.
location: precariously balanced on kitchen worktop.
reason: Immortalkain has been calculating how much naughtiness he can get away with. A calculation similar to carbon offsetting. His calculations are now complete. He's in deep sh*t. Next person for judgement please!

bid: do you take credit?
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Vivid777
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« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2008, 08:28:29 AM »
Quote from: Vivid777 on June 30, 2008, 03:29:02 AM
To start the bidding.

Item: VAMPIROS LESBOS-THE DIRECTORS CUT             Description: VHS Movie
Possible location: Probably still in the VCR                    Reason: I have never seen it!

Bid: $20 plus postage and handling

Upgading my bid:

Bid: $20 plus postage and handling, plus another 16oz rump steak to help balance ImmortalKains Scales in his favor to save  his soul.
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« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2008, 09:04:36 PM »
Quote from: oldbill4823 on July 06, 2008, 07:07:14 AM
Item: full length mirror
Description: wooden framed mirror from Ikea.
Location: previously screwed to ceiling, now resting againgst bedroom wall.
Reason: owner claims it no longer functions. Seems fine to everyone else though.

Bid.$0.99 collection in person.

I'll increase the bid on that to $9,99.
And donate $10 to ImmortalKains, "Save the Exploding Toads in Hamburg, Germany" appeal
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oldbill4823
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« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2008, 04:28:53 AM »
Re the toad well thats just bloody sneaky!

I hope immortalkain sees through such a cheap and shallow ruse.
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oldbill4823
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« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2008, 01:59:01 PM »
And another thing Vivid, thats not a south american snake. It is definitely attached to Immortalkain.

I can understand why you were fooled, I mean what with the hood still intact up near the head an'all.

When I saw it at rest it just showed the label 'South American VD' tattooed along its length.

I surmise youve been taking a quick peek whilst watching VAMPIROS LESBOS together. That explains why you got the full title and I only got the abbreviated version.

Anything to get that toad huh! Bloody hussy!
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« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2008, 05:40:44 PM »
 Snakes..... I love snakes.... I'll raise that bid to $150... plus S&H... and promise to suck out the venom if anyone gets bit. rolleyes
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Vivid777
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« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2008, 09:40:12 PM »
Quote from: oldbill4823 on July 07, 2008, 01:59:01 PM
And another thing Vivid, thats not a south american snake. It is definitely attached to Immortalkain.

I can understand why you were fooled, I mean what with the hood still intact up near the head an'all.

When I saw it at rest it just showed the label 'South American VD' tattooed along its length.

I surmise youve been taking a quick peek whilst watching VAMPIROS LESBOS together. That explains why you got the full title and I only got the abbreviated version.

Anything to get that toad huh! Bloody hussy!

We'll, thats when Immortalkain got bit, on his toadlicking South American holiday oldbill. I'm pretty sure I'm right, you had better check the details on that one for us to authenticate the item, thanks!

Anyway, I'm a bit short for bucks at the moment, so I'll have to look inside my sofa for a bit until I can try and outbid Kadesh.
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« Reply #29 on: July 08, 2008, 06:30:49 AM »
Item: Alien Brain + heart free             Description: stupid  flylicker


Possible location: mental institution                     Reason: unnecessary  grin


Bid: 500 quids  grin
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