*sees after hours' doors flapping in wind, walks in* no-one in here, wait

Hey, get out of here 
Damn freeloading 12 year old boy again,  hehe

*Sees notes*? Writes another,

I'm all confused now, I remember something about SA talking about some sort of "special ingredient" in my drink but am not really sure about all that. Was that really Mila Jovovich or SA, or were they both here? Now I'm really confused *rubs head* Oh well, whatever, we had a great time anyway! *Takes another shot of that gin*, thinks *we'll need another bottle soon* I've decided to put one of those enchanted scanners at the front door that only lets in 18+ people and sexy teenage girls, as long as they have a decent fake id. Great joint you have set up here Kadesh! Hope to see Sick Angel, Mila Jovovich and yourself here again soon.

*no-one around yet so sticks note on wall*
Huh??, *scribbles on end of note* Strange glue you have here Kadesh, where did you get that from?

*Puts enchanted scanner on the front door*

*ventures out into the monstrous world, for now*

Don't worry. I definitely will not tell ANYONE, promise. You never know what sort of wierdos would come here if they found out about that! 

*walks back into After Hours, no problems*  *sees note from Kadesh*

*sits down at the bar, picks up my martini* "Thanks for that Natasha!"
"No freeloading lowlife adolescents around, great, those enchanted enchanted scanners are working a beauty!"
"Yeah, they have really kept the lowlife scums out, another martini Vivid?". "No thanks Natasha, I'm right for now!"
"what, not again? this is the third time today, whew!"

*gets up an hour later and writes a note for Kadesh*

"How am I supposed to be able to think of any "other" taboo subjects when your nymphomaniac russian maid Natasha jumps me every time I come in?"

*posts it on wall*


Heh? what's that loud thumping and banging noise coming from the freezer? Better go out back and check it out.

Ok, lets do it:       


To be continued-

"Ah bollocks I forgot the nailgun."

*Drops in vertically from above. *

*Sits at the bar and waits for Vivid.*

"Coffe please Natsha. And no cream"

Vivid comes back from out the back

"Oh, Hi, good to see you here oldbill. How's the coffee?"
"Not too bad Vivid, has a bit of a toadstill taste to it though"
"I'm still covering the doorway leading to the fu*king freezer room"

"That Mila has been "infected", how's that! We've got a fu*king crazed Mila sex cannibal zombie on the loose!!"

"Hang on a sec"

"Ok, I thihk we'll have to wait for Sick Angel to get back, she'll know how to handle it"
"I's that a ramset gun?"
"Yeh"
"Don't leave that anywhere near Natasha, shell nail you down to the floor and fu*k you to death"
"Hmmm, could come in handy with the Mila thing though"

"Anyway, how did you get here? That dreaming spire vortex of yours still fu*king everything up?"
"Yeh Vivid, still trying to get that containment field stabilised"

"Just a sec again"

"lets just nailgun the door to the freezer room till Sick Angel gets back, and give me some of those pills you got while you are at it!!"
Ok, You do it! You can have it, I've got to get out of here anyway, cant have a zombie Mila coming through my dreaming spire into my Cognac Mansion. My wife would fu*king kill me, here you go, see ya!!!

*Oldbill dissapears and dreaming spire vortex closes (for now).*

s**t!!!

*Vivid runs over and nailguns freezer room door shut* "Whew! For now anyway"

*Turns around* "Natasha? No noooo!, not again!!!!*


To be continued-

I'll back.

...
Pardon me fellas but I must ask this question urgently: Don't you think you guys are having too much to drink? Because I do.

I'm getting Vivid's guns borrowed, then ... *drags a screaming Natasha by the hair to the back room and pops the bullets on her then this is followed by the downfall of the sluttish zombie Milla in the freezer.*

Don't ask me why I did that, I wouldn't if I were you.

Will you look at this, I've found a butcher knife in one of those drawers' back there! Don't worry, I left them squeaky clean after I played with them.  

 

Yes you're correct, I am short. ^^

Natasha? Oh... right. Not only I was in a bad mood today but the bitch still had the nerve to look me in the eyes. 

Oh well, I had eliminated her, sure, but before that I must admit she made one hell of a cup of coffee.

Yeah it was. She offered coffee and made some, I accepted it, I drew out the gun and THEN she got on to her knees and there was all that crappy drama.

Sure once I got out of the back room my coffee was still hot, so I finished it. The End.