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Regina Terra
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« on: October 08, 2008, 06:51:04 PM »
Hello & welcome, freaks & monsters. This is a new & interesting show called, "Your Momma!!!"

I, Regina Terra as the mod for this board, shall be your referee for this season. All of you ladies & not so gentlemen *winks at a blood covered werewolf in the audience* can come on up on to the stage & try to out do the previous contender!!!

The rules are simple, try to out do the last person to give a You Momma joke. Keep it clean & PG 13. No direct insult to any of the other participants. & no repeating any specific jokes, elaborations are allowed as long as it is not just a re-wording of something else.

Now, to get it started!!! Your Momma is sooo fat, she bought a green dress, & all the Japanese tourists ran screaming, "Gozira!!!"
« Last Edit: November 16, 2008, 12:53:29 PM by Regina Terra » Logged
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2008, 12:55:58 AM »
please regina.....you don't even have a mom....
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Regina Terra
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2008, 08:25:33 AM »
Lol, yes I do!!! Now come have fun with these silly jokes.
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2008, 01:32:15 AM »
no thanks. this isn't for me...
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2008, 01:27:16 AM »
your mommas so fat she wore a red dress and made the sun jealous
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Regina Terra
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2008, 11:20:36 AM »
Any other takers? No? Alright, Your Momma is sooo fat, when she its around the house, she sits AROUND the house. jester
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2008, 10:44:29 PM »
your momma's so fat that SHE BECAME THE HOUSE HERSELF!!!! (damn i suck at this)
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2008, 08:51:51 AM »
No takers? Very well, you're Momma is sooo stupid, she thought her Cheerios were trying to talk to her "Oooooooo" jester
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2008, 10:43:32 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2008, 03:04:17 AM »
What the?  jester

Lemme try!


Yo momma's so old. she knew Ben Franklin back when he was just a penny.
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2008, 06:29:20 AM »
Haha ok your mom is sooo fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2008, 06:53:44 AM »
I'm in!

Your momma's so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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TheTerror
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2008, 09:12:57 AM »
Your mom is sooo fat she fell in love and broke it.
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2008, 09:56:47 AM »
Well, now it's time to show you kiddies how it's done.

"Your momma's so fat... her high school picture is an aerial shot!"

"Your momma's so fat... her tampons come out with Crisco on them!"

"Your momma's so dirty... even bedbugs won't bite her!"
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2008, 10:32:01 AM »
Your momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says "ok"

Your momma's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Your momma's so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
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