Rick
is turning himself into a zombie. So far, more than 24 hours of tattoos
– costing over £4,075 Canadian – have got him halfway there and made
him a minor celebrity on the internet, where people can’t decide if
he’s a body modification visionary or mentally ill sicko.
We
caught up with Rick for an exclusive interview and photoshoot to see
what life is like when you’re transforming yourself into the living
dead.
What look are you trying to achieve with your tattoos?
They’re
about the human body as a decomposing corpse – the art of a rotting
cadaver. It’s also a tribute to horror movies, which I love.
What influenced your tattoos?
When
I was a kid I was a big fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I
wanted to be a ninja turtle and live in the sewers. But as I got older
I fell in love with zombies and wanted to become one. Oh, and I love
George A Romero’s Living Dead movies.
Anyway, the closest
thing I could get to becoming a zombie was to get tattooed like one. I
see my tattoos as celebrating the art of obscenity and the macabre.
When did you decide you wanted to get your face and body tattooed?
I
thought long and hard about what I really wanted, what my passion was.
And I decided I wanted to be a fucking zombie. My first big move was
getting my hands outlined as skeleton print. They say that once you get
your hands tattooed it’s harder to find a job.
How do you feel about your tattoos now?
They’ve
been a part of me forever – before I even got them done. They reveal
how I feel on the inside. I’m so used to how I look now that I don’t
see them anymore. It’s like if you met someone with purple hair – after
ten minutes you’d think, “Oh yeah, they have purple hair. So what?”
But
it does look a little different to how I’d imagined. I expected some
portions of my tattoos to look more bloody and gory. Probably because
I’ve got an overactive imagination and I’d never be satisfied with the
results.
What would you have changed?
I’d have a lot
more blood in general, dripping and oozing everywhere. I’d have loved
to have blood pouring out of my eyes and a few more bugs here and
there. But it just didn’t happen like that.
What do your friends think?
My friends think it’s cool. It’s punk rock, you know?
How about your mum?
Well,
I don’t think this is what my mother had in mind for me. When I got my
hands done it broke her heart. She said, “You’ve got your hands
tattooed like a skeleton! You’re never going to get a decent job!” But
once she saw I was determined about it she was like, “If that’s what
you want to do, make sure you go all the way. Don’t just start it and
then change your mind. If you’re going to be sure enough to tattoo your
fucking face like that, then you’ve got to be sure enough to do the
whole fucking thing.”
So she’s behind you now?
Yeah.
At first, when it didn’t have the shading or anything, she was like,
“You look like crap. You’re going to be a punk your whole life.” But
now it’s starting to take shape and become more like an art piece, she
gets it.
How do people react to your tattoos?
There’s
all sorts of weird shit here in Montreal, so I kind of blend in with
the culture. Some people come up to me and say, “Wow, nice tattoos.”
Sometimes you get a smart-ass kid who yells “Hey, it’s Halloween!” Just
about every day I get some kind of skeleton joke. The classic is “Why
didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts.”
Do you worry about how you’re going to look when you’re older?
No,
fuck it. Everybody ages – me too. Are you worried about what you’re
going to look like when you’re 60? It’s just life – tattoos turn green.
I joke that once the body suit’s done they’ll be so faded I’ll have to
start again at the beginning.
So what other body modifications are you planning?
I
still want to get my brain shaded in. I want to get it all nice and
grey like hamburger meat. And then I want to get Frankenstein bolts
sticking out of my head around the rim of where my scalp’s ‘cut off’.
And
I’ve thought about getting my eyes blacked in. I’m thinking that in
five years from now, if no one’s gone blind from it by then I’ll go and
get my eyes tattooed black, so there’d just be big holes in my face.
As
for tattoos, I’ve still got to get under my arms done, then I’ve got to
finish the intestines and get a contour added to the demon on my chest.
I’m going to get bones sticking out of my knees, my toes done in
skeleton print, and have patches of muscle scattered around – with
worms coming out of the wounds.
Have you ever thought about having the tip of your nose removed?
Yes,
and I’ve seen it before on TV. This guy had a flesh-eating disease and
he was able to get his nose cut off because they gave him a prosthetic
replacement. I was so jealous. I wanted it so bad. If I get my eyes
blacked in I’ll get my nose removed.
Would you have your ears removed?
Maybe
just the one. I was thinking of having worms coming out of one ear and
a spider’s web in the other. But I’m an extremist, so if I met someone
who could remove my ear and get the right result, then that’d be cool
as hell. If I saw someone walking around like that I’d shit myself.
Would you burn yourself with acid to get texture on your skin?
I
don’t know. I’m not a pro. But it has nothing to do with pain. I like
pushing the limits to see how much I can take. I’d get my tongue split,
I’d get my teeth sharpened.
I wouldn’t cut off one of my
fingers, because I want to play guitar. I’m not going to cut off my
arms and legs to look cool. But there are no rules about how zombies
look. My buddy has a tattoo where his throat’s slit and bugs are coming
out with worms up the side. It looks fucking awesome.
What advice do you have for people who want the same kind of tattoos?
They’re
fucking stupid and should get their own idea. You’ve got to be
original. I hate copycats and idiots. But I’m up for the idea of more
living deads. I think a whole crew of people who had their face
tattooed as a skull would be awesome.
But you can’t rip off
someone else’s personality. And I don’t want kids to go out there and
ruin their lives because they think it’s cool – it’s got to be in you.
You’ve got to know what you want. I sacrificed my whole future for
this.
What effect has it had on your love life?
There
are girls who dig it, but the kind of girls who dig it are usually
trouble. Some people might look at you and think you’re mentally ill.
They might do, but I’m not. I think I’m very on the ball.
There
are a lot of people I meet who just don’t understand, but there really
is nothing to understand. I’m realistic, sane and intelligent.
Is there any kind of body modification you wouldn’t have?
Cock-splitting.
I’ve seen pictures of that and it’s not for me. But I’d tattoo my cock.
I’m thinking of having reptile scales and cockroaches.
I’ve had
different ideas that aren’t relevant to my body suit. One was quite
sacrilegious. I thought about having my cock tattooed like a Cyclops
Jesus ding-dong. There would be a crown of thorns around it, an eyeball
and some scales. And there’d be a crucifix in the background, so my
cock would be like Jesus on the cross. But in the end it just sounded
completely wrong.
Do you think your life would be better or worse if you hadn’t had your tattoos done?
Actually,
since having them done I’ve become a much happier and nicer person.
Before, I hated pretty much everything and everybody. I just wanted to
pass out in the gutter and swear at cars as they went by, shit like
that. I wasn’t a happy person at all.
That’s why I got the
skull tattooed on my face in the first place, I suppose – I wanted to
fucking kill everybody. But then, as time went on, I started getting
all this positive feedback – people would come up to me and say how
cool they thought it looked. I started getting invited to parties and
bars all the time. Strangers ask to have pictures taken with me.
I’ve
been having so much fun with it that life has definitely changed for
the better. I honestly wouldn’t change a thing... not that I have much
choice in the matter.
How do you sum up your philosophy of life?
You’ve
got to respect that everyone’s different and has to do what they’ve got
to do. I can’t tell you what to do, you can’t tell me what to do – but
we can still get along just great.
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