Official mascot for the NBA
Worst sweaters ever.
I vant, to bite, your eyes. A pile of spikes with a creature attached.
Gah. The kind of fish we’d wipe out if we didn’t always throw them back after we caught them and saw their ugly faces.
“Did you just fart?” “Sorry, I had souvlaki for lunch.”
“Honey I swear I’m not cheating on you! The lipstick is from the fish. It was the fish I tells ya!”
When hiding from its prey, the Vomit fish takes on the shape of last night’s dinner. Looks like it exploded.
Preparing to shoot cosmic deathbeams from its eyes.
Have you theen my thtapler?
Ohhhh, the old sillystring gag, graaaaaar!
An ACTUAL SEA DEMON.
LOOK AT ME
I guess if you want to see anything in the deep, you’ve got to turn
yourself into a walking (swimming?) light show. For bottom-dwellers,
they sure seem to need attention.
There’s a reason why blue and orange are no one’s team colors.
My dad was a sea horse, and my mom was a glow stick.
Pingpong Tree Sponge
Probably only legal in Amsterdam.
The undersea equivalent of a 14-year-old girl.
Damn You Old
No wonder they’re always chasing after the cute young fishcakes. GET WITH THE TIMES, OLD FISH.
Described, accurately, as a living fossil. You so old, you in Jesus’ yearbook!
100 year old Alaskan fish. Wonders what this iPond craze is all about…
You Creep Me Out
Nature’s little discussed defense mechanism: freaking the hell out of your predators with your face.
Loved you in ET.
Human face on a fish. ‘Nuff said.
Looks like a cross between a cute little Ewok and a SPIRIT OF THE DAMNED.
Straight Up Aliens
Aliens land, dive underwater, see these things, and say “what’s up man, how you been?” No way these things are from this planet.
Micheal Jackson in 12 years.
My crotch itches just looking at this guy.
Bet he gets invited to ALL the fetish parties.
Almost Normal…. But No.
These fish aren’t as insane looking as the previous ones, and in fact
look mostly like regular fish, with some appendage gone a bit haywire.
Tastes great with blueberries, butter and maple syrup.
Smooth Trunk Fish
It’s happy to see you.
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