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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Rare Monstrous Fish

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Angler
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Official mascot for the NBA

California Sheephead
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Worst sweaters ever.

Blobfish
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Fang Faces
I vant, to bite, your eyes. A pile of spikes with a creature attached.

Fangtooth
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Scaly Dragonfish
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Fugly
Gah. The kind of fish we’d wipe out if we didn’t always throw them back after we caught them and saw their ugly faces.

Coffinfish
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“Did you just fart?” “Sorry, I had souvlaki for lunch.”

Bat Fish
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“Honey I swear I’m not cheating on you! The lipstick is from the fish. It was the fish I tells ya!”

Scorpion Fish
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When hiding from its prey, the Vomit fish takes on the shape of last night’s dinner. Looks like it exploded.

Leopard Toadfish
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Preparing to shoot cosmic deathbeams from its eyes.

Moray Eel
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Have you theen my thtapler?

Wolf Eel
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Fanfin Seadevil
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Ohhhh, the old sillystring gag, graaaaaar!

Unidentified Anglerfish
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An ACTUAL SEA DEMON.

LOOK AT ME
I guess if you want to see anything in the deep, you’ve got to turn yourself into a walking (swimming?) light show. For bottom-dwellers, they sure seem to need attention.

Parrotfish
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There’s a reason why blue and orange are no one’s team colors.

Scrawled Filefish
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My dad was a sea horse, and my mom was a glow stick.

Pingpong Tree Sponge
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Sea Candy

Unidentified
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Probably only legal in Amsterdam.

Unidentified
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The undersea equivalent of a 14-year-old girl.

Damn You Old
No wonder they’re always chasing after the cute young fishcakes. GET WITH THE TIMES, OLD FISH.

Frillshark
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Described, accurately, as a living fossil. You so old, you in Jesus’ yearbook!

Rockfish
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100 year old Alaskan fish. Wonders what this iPond craze is all about…

You Creep Me Out
Nature’s little discussed defense mechanism: freaking the hell out of your predators with your face.

Vampire Squid
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Loved you in ET.

Human-Faced Carp
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Human face on a fish. ‘Nuff said.

Spookfish
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Looks like a cross between a cute little Ewok and a SPIRIT OF THE DAMNED.

Straight Up Aliens
Aliens land, dive underwater, see these things, and say “what’s up man, how you been?” No way these things are from this planet.

Chimaera
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Micheal Jackson in 12 years.

Giant Isopod
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My crotch itches just looking at this guy.

Gulper Eel
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Bet he gets invited to ALL the fetish parties.

Almost Normal…. But No.
These fish aren’t as insane looking as the previous ones, and in fact look mostly like regular fish, with some appendage gone a bit haywire.

Ocean Sunfish
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Tastes great with blueberries, butter and maple syrup.

Smooth Trunk Fish
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Jackknife Fish
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It’s happy to see you.

Images found at the following URLs:

http://www.oddee.com/item_79915.aspx
http://www.livescience.com/php/multimedia/imagegallery/igviewer.php?gid=54
http://www.oceana.org/fileadmin/oceana/images/Action_Center/eCards/Images/eCard_BLOBfish.jpg
http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/fishface.html
http://www.thedeepbook.org/
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/04/070406-oldest-fish.html
http://www.markhaywardismyhero.com/2007/01/28/rare-deep-sea-frilled-shark-filmed-in-japan/


 
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