A priest has preached that a sinner will not be forgiven if he does not give back what he has stolen. Dracula invited him for dinner and cut a white piece of bread that he wanted to eat by himself.
After a while, the priest took the other part of the bread. Dracula asked the priest if he has not preached that a sinner will not be forgiven if he does not give back what he has stolen.
The priest says “yes” then the Dracula replied: “Why did you eat the bread that I cut for myself and has the priest impaled.